Corrupt a Wish

I'll just pretend you wished for a doughnut.
Your doughnut is not a doughnut, but a bagel.
A raisin bagel.
An explosive bagel.

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

wish granted, its a screwdriver made of a hedgehog

I wish i had a decent teacher for algebra two

 

Wish granted.
She gets pregnant.
Pregnant teachers are *****es.

I wish for 30-hour-long days.

 

Wish granted: but holidays, friday, saturday, and sunday don't exist anymore.

I wish for some mtn dew code red.

 

Wish granted.
It's a ****ty Kroger knockoff that tastes like ass.

I wish for a working citation machine -3-

 

Wish granted: but it doesn't work.

I wish that Kroger/Fred meyer knock-offs tasted better.

 

Wish granted.
They taste so much better your mouth explodes.

I wish for a fez.
That's not explosive.

 

Wish granted: but the fez implodes.

I wish that there was a six-flags park in washington ;-; (the closest one is a 2 day drive)

 

Wish granted.
The roller coasters are actually made of wibbly wobbly, timey whimey... Stuff, that sort of disintegrates when you touch it.

I wish for there to be more atheists in my school.

 

wish granted: but it never happens, then all of the Christians on the forums are offended by what you said :V

I wish that I could create wonky holes in the fabric of space and time.

 

Wish granted.
Dragon-like beings pop out of the holes and eat you.

I wish for a pogo stick :V

 

Wish granted: but you jump into space with it and because of the lack of oxygen; YOU DIE.

I WISH FOR A RANDOM HUG

 

WISH GRANTED
BUT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU THE HUG ALSO PLANTS AN EXPLOSIVE ON YOUR BACK
WHICH EXPLODES YOU

I wish to watch Doctor Who without crying ;-;

 

WISH GRANTED
Dr who is replaced with Simon Cowell which is way funnier.

I wish for a Bentley.

 

Wish granted.
Your Bentley turns into the Doctor, who *****-slaps you for saying Simon Cowell's funnier than him.

I wish for Simen Cowell hue hue to stop being so ugly.

 

WISH GRANTED
Simon Cowell gets more sexy by the second.

I wish for a Tree named BallingMC

 

Wish granted
Tree is on fire.

I wish for the Turtle beach z300.

 

Wish granted
You get a turtle on a beach with a sign called z300

I wish for a Admin to say hi to me.

 

Wish granted, he then bans you.
I wish bacon.

 

Wish granted, explosive bacon.

I wish derp.