Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted you get herp instead
I wish for robrox to be banned

 

Wish granted, he's already banned by the time you have him banned, so he's now unbanned, and he murders everyone. Except me. Because I am a fox.

I wish for a Pewdsball.

 

Wish granted. It blows up.
I wish for this thread to come back, because it was awesome :V

 

Wish granted, it get locked for gravedigging.
I wish for more cute Pokemon.

 

Wish granted, the cuter they are the more poisonous and vicious they are.
I wish for more music from Sim Gretina.

 

Wish granted. But you go deaf before you can listen to it.

I wish for pie.

 

Wish granted. It has a chestburster in it.
I wish for some chicken.

 

Wish Granted. The chicken burned.
I wish for love <3

 

Wish granted. You are in love with a banana.
I wish for myself only to be able to access /tpa commands in WarZ and nobody else.

 

Wish Granted. You use hacks and now nobody can ./tpa. Then you tpa to putty who realises you hacked and ban hammers you.

I wish for no more Corrupt Wishes.

 

Wish granted. People started making Very Corrupt Wishes on the forums.

I wish for less immature idiots to join the forums.

 

Wish Granted. Smart People join the forums and out think you.
I wish I could sleep :/

 

Wish granted. You get smacked behind the head with a mallet.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

Wish granted. You sleep at all the wrong times.

I wish for a Town Hall 10.

 

Wish granted. It's so amazing it makes your iPiddle spontaneously combust.
I wish for a Portal gun in Gmod.

 

Wish granted, but the portal gun ends up trapping you in the cycle of falling from one portal down into the other.

I wish for peace.

 

In the future, Pizza is renamed peace.

I wish for a new puppy that is nice. C=

 

Wish granted, the puppy is extremely ugly.

I wish that someone had the answer as to why we, the human race, are here.

 

Wish granted, you don't understand it and spiral into a deep depression.
I wish I could find a way to not get owned by turrets in Portal 2.

 

Wish granted, you get owned by something else.

I wish for happiness.