Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, the happiness manifests and slaps your ****.
I wish TPP hadn't released so many Pokemon.

 

Wish granted, Pokemon was never created.

I wish for a Portal Gun IRL.

 

Wish granted, you're stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish for a swag machine.

 

With granted, you realize how pointless having swag is and instead go to college for a PhD in lawyering.
I wish for a statue of Abraham Lincoln with glowing red eyes that walks around on my lawn every night.

 

Wish granted, he vaporizes anyone who looks at him at night.
I wish for a new hat.

 

Wish granted, it's ugly.
I wish for Sonic to hate MSR just cuz.

 

Wish granted, I switch to Iso and become "good" with it.
I wish my little brother would go to sleep so I can play GTA V -3-

 

Wish granted, your game restarts from the beginning.
I wish for my brother to come back to life.

 

(feels so sad that they have to corrupt this) He comes back, but is sad and disconnected from this world because he doesn't belong here anymore.

I wish for there to never be such a thing as death.

 

Wish granted, the world overflows with people, and everyone is soon in eternal pain.
I wish for this thread to die.

 

(Thank you) Wish granted, but bad people rule the world ;(

I wish that @teawithchoco would stop changing his profile pic so much
EDIT: god damnit ace how the hell did you ninja me?

 

Wish granted, this thread dies, and all other threads that have ever died come back as spam.

I wish that I could fly.

 

Wish granted, you fly into a pole and get a concussion.

I wish that my friends and family will never be hurt.

 

Wish granted, everyone else dies.
I wish that I could be member 666 of the forums.

 

Hey, you didn't really corrupt my wish
Wish granted, you get demoted because it was such a bad number.
I wish ace would get a better title

 

Wish granted
Brawler's name is now
Xx_swagityswagswagnoscope360_xX
I wish for tactical nuke in all of my tdm games

 

Wish granted, it's the default title.
I wish for @Sonicluke2000 to have to type in all caps for the rest of eternity.
EDIT:

hue
Wish granted. But you have to use donor guns every time, and you're hated by everyone.

 

WISH GRANTED, HE stops typing in all caps cuz foq da polise.
I wish for some AA batteries.

 

wish granted
you can find you AA batteries on the peak of mount everest. Happy climbings!
I wish that people would honor there clan war agreements instead of not doing anything at all

 

Wish granted I'll stop changing profile pic although it's a tradition that I've been keeping since I'm on the forums but ok :/