Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted. All vacation time is now canceled to accommodate for lost time.

 

Wish granted, but school dates are changed so you must go to school/work everyday for the rest of your life

I wish for a Westland Linx

 

Wish granted.

It gets stolen by aliens.

I wish for a sandvich.

 

Wish granted, it explodes when you eat it.
I wish for a buffalo steak sandvich.

 

Wish granted, it melts your stomach when you eat it and you die.

I wish for a pie.

 

Wish granted, but a clown comes out of nowhere and slams the pie in your face.
I wish for an ice cream sandvich.

 

Wish granted. An ice cream truck falls on you.

I wish I had a AMD RoG laptop.

 

Wish granted, but it gets a lethal virus on the first day of use.

I wish for {putty} {putty} {putty}

 

Wish Granted. Putty resigns as admin.

I wish for cookies.

 

Wish granted. An excessive amount of cookies starts falling on top of you, and you die of asphyxiation.

I wish I had a girlfriend :l

 

Wish granted. She dumps you the next day.
I wish for more good one-liners to troll with.

 

Wish granted. A computer virus infects your computer. It is very recent, so your antivirus software can't do anything about it. Every 30 seconds, your computer randomly freezes, and a one-liner appears in the centre of your screen, along with a trollface.

I wish I could make a wish without it corrupting.

 

Wish granted. You end up dying first though, so you never get the wish.
I wish for something to randomly explode in the sky above me without hurting anyone or damaging anything, just cuz.

 

There is a large explosion in the sky.
It is a firework mourning the death of everyone in your family.
Pure evil.

I wish I had a gaming mouse.

 

Wish granted but it has macros on it, leading you to get banned.

I wish for money in my PayPal :V

 

Wish granted. It turns out that the money was stolen, and you are (again hue) arrested for stealing money from your mother. (don't ask)


I wish for McBrawl to shut down, then return as a new server group with the same servers and a new, nice community.

 

wish granted, but they return only friendly to each other as the staff of the community would be ddosers and hackers.

I wish I could be immortal.

 

You become immortal, just as you fall into a meat grinder, and are trapped there for the rest of eternity.
I wish I had a bucket of KFC's.

 

Wish granted but a black guy later steals it before you can eat it.
I wish for Superarmor every round in MC-War.

 

wish granted, but the armor only last ten seconds into each match.

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse