Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but turns out the file is hacked and your computer hard drive is destroyed and your internet modem blows up

I wish for world peace

 

Suddenly, a nuke blows up half the EU. With that out of the way, America takes over everything, and everyone is peaceful.

 

And yet you never put a wish.

Fine.
Wish granted, there is nothing.
I wish for @phantanoob44 to get better at life. c:

 

Son of a-
Ugh, I forgot again.

Wish granted, @BrawlerNub_ trades lives with @phantamanta44. GGNORE

I wish @maxpowa would teach me to forge.

 

Wrong person
Wish granted, he teaches you to forge metal into a ball, which is completely useless to you.
I wish for @meltingangel to talk more.

 

Granted, but he the only things he says are random strings of insults.
I wish for asdfmovie8 to come out.

 

Wish granted, then it is deleted off YouTube 2 minutes after being posted and the owner of asdf movies banned.

I wish for automatic dog walker a dog poop cleaner

 

Wish granted, a robot takes care of your needs, but within the first 69 days of using it, it turns into the T-800, kills you, your dog, and Sarah Connor.

I wish I could find an avatar that I like for my profile...

 

Wish granted but you cannot use it because it is too big.
I wish for a Klondike bar.

 

Wish granted, @Sunkissed098 is your Klondike bar, have fun.

I wish that recording didn't take up so much damn space.

 

Wish granted. Everything else takes up a lot of space. (kinda like Windows 8 :v)
I wish that random people would stop trying to add me as a contact on Skype.

 

Wish granted but people you actually want added on Skype, remove you.

I wish for Internet whilst on vacation.

 

Wish Granted But only for 5 minutes

My wish, for summer to come faster:mad:

 

Granted, but it's so hot you burn to death.
I wish for a minecraft server.

 

you get a MC server, but you need to pay 1000$ in an month and it has to be shutdown.
I wish that i would not be icecream.

 

Wish granted, you get eaten and you are no longer an icecream because you have been eaten
I wish for a tiger I to be delivered to my front door.

 

you get it but it eats you.
i wish that all bad guys would die/get jailed.

 

Wish granted but all the bad guys turn into zombies and kill you.
I wish for a kv-1 :V

 

you get it but it overruns you because you are 50 cm small.
i wish to meet chuck norris.

 

You meet him but he beats you up till you die.