Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you're banned for god mode.
I wish that I could actually get good stuff on WarZ without getting killed off.

 

Wish granted.
You are the only one on the server.
I wish I was a pony

 

Wish granted, but you are mentally overcome by the hate that is directed towards ponies and those who worship them...
I wish that I could mine down to bedrock and find diamonds in my backyard.

 

Fine with me v:

Wish granted. However, the tunnel you're digging in collapses in on you, causing you to suffocate.
I wish for the person below me to have an uncorrupted wish.

 

I wish I was a human derp, @NeonIce785 calls me "Enderp"

 

Wish granted
I wish that I could get on warz server 5 and no one would log on while i am on

 

Wish granted. A swarm of zombies chases you wherever you go.
I wish I had a genie

 

Wish granted, the genie is a retard and is useless.
I wish for a donut.

 

Wish granted, you get a weird vegan donut made of kelp and tofu.
I wish for all donor items

 

Wish granted. However, your parents figure out and charge back. You are permanently banned.
I wish for Smash Balls to favor me c:

 

Jokes on you, I dont rely on my parents for money.
Wish granted, the smash balls all plan your murder and carry it out.
I wish for grilled cheese

 

You get the grilled cheese, but it's burnt.
I wish for a light blue ONLY NORMAL dolphin that cannot be poisoned, hurt, killed, sickened, taken away from me, given to someone else, drowned, and it can't run away from me or harm me in any way possible, or impossible.

Beat that suckas

 

wish granted, your dolphin is so normal that you get bored to death, literally

 

Wish granted, the dolphin fell in a pool of glue and you jumped in with it. You guys are stuck and died 8 hours later.

EDIT: :C

 

Tooooooo slooooooow. :V

 

Cannot harm me in ANY WAY.

 

You kill yourself because the dolphin is so plain and boring.

 

I wouldn't have killed myself if the dolphin hadn't been boring, so therefore that's harming me in a way.
Logic.

 

But you are harming yourself so I win c:

 

Wish granted - oh wait, there was no wish.
I wish people would actually make wishes on this thread, since you're supposed to make a wish that gets corrupted. Rah.