Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted! But they make so many wishes so quickly, that there is no time to corrupt them all. :V
I wish for Mario Kart 8. :V

 

Wish granted, it doesn't work.

 

Wish granted, nothing.
I wish to troll everyone in MK8 with Luigi's death stare.

 

Wish granted
Luigi's death stare trolls you.

 

Wish granted.
Nothing.

I wish for someone's wish to get corrupted.

 

Wish granted.
My wish for none to comment further was corrupted.

I wish for BrawlerAce_ to get demotet! (Joke, joke, joke)

 

Wish granted. However, the community tracked you down and murdered you for thinking of such a thing.
I wish for this thread to not end.

 

Wish granted. It never ends and you are stuck in a infinite loop where you have to read the thread over and over and over.

 

Wish granted, nothing.
I wish to have really good stats in MC-War and have a deeper voice.

 

Wish granted! Your voice gets so deep that nobody can understand you. Also, your stats get so high that everyone hates on you and you get booted from the server so often that you can never play anymore.

I wish that the next Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game that Nintendo creates is as good as PMD Explorers of Sky.

 

Wish Granted! But it is too good and it sell out and you cant buy it

I wish that the next McParty update is good

 

Wish granted! It is so good that skythekid comes on and drags his budder-spammers on the server with him. Then, sky keeps doing videos on mc-brawl as a whole. The budder spammers invade and never leave.
I wish for a picture of a creeper wearing a top hat.

Man that would suck so badly. ;-;

 

Wish granted! We took a picture of a creeper wearing a top hat and it blew up everything afterwards!

I wish for eternal life and eternal youth.

 

Wish granted. However, when everyone eventually dies and the planet blows up, destroyed by the sun, you are left in an endless cycle of dying, then reviving, then dying again.
I wish Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch was quicker.

 

Wish granted! However, he punched so fast that timing the punch was impossible.

I wish for free Netflix.

 

(Pretty good, super OP Falcon :V)
Wish granted, but it was terrible. Horrible FPS, constant pausing, etc.
I wish I could troll better in SSBB with Sonic.

 

All of sonic's moves get buffed to high speed and knockback, but the attacks do no damage.

I wish I had an M16A4

 

Wish granted. You have an M16A4 toy straight off the shelves at Walmart.

I wish for drugs.

 

You're arrested for possession of marijuana.
Too eZ :V

I wish I had an M16A4 that wasn't bought at a supermarket.

 

Wish granted. The police raids your house.

I wish for a chocolate bar. (I have not eaten candy in a week! GIMME! )