Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you are poisoned by it and you are brought to the brink of death. But you aren't dead, and you're left suffering while the people you care about laugh at you.
I wish i understood coding

 

Wish granted, but your head explodes.

I wish for BrawlerAce_ to understand this:

Spoiler: Code

Code:

var red = [0, 100, 63];
var orange = [40, 100, 60];
var green = [75, 100, 40];
var blue = [196, 77, 55];
var purple = [280, 50, 60];
var letterColors = [red, orange, green, blue, purple];

var myName = "Jacob Kolstad"
drawName(myName, letterColors);

bubbleShape = 'square';
bounceBubbles();

 

(Fortunately I understand it)
Wish granted, but I understood half of it. I wish I could make a mod in BF2.

 

Wish granted, but the mod is failed and the code deletes itself.

I wish for BrawlerAce_ to explain the code I just wrote.

 

Wish granted, but no one heard him explain it.

 

Why the hell is there an RGB value greater than 255?

I wish @jacobkolstad would learn2java pls.

 

Yessssss. My wish didn't get denied. I win. Wish granted, but java goes bankrupt.

I wish my dog wouldn't just sleep all day.

 

Wish granted! It barks all day.
I wish to be just as epic at Super Smash Bros U as I was at Super Smash Bros Brawl. (Totally not blowing my own horn there.)

 

Wish granted. You were never good. c:
I wish to understand these Skylander-like things Nintendo is making.

 

Wish granted but no one else understands and you live a lonely life, eventually comitting suicide.
I wish the spurs win the series

 

Wish has been granted, but they won by default.
I wish for this game to stop (trolol.)

 

Wish granted, the game stops...
in 100 years.
I wish for a wish that gets corrupted.

 

Wish granted, the corruption of it kills you.

I wish for pie!

 

Your Wish of invisible pie is granted, but it is now visible. I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. < (Beat that)

 

Wish granted, you get banned from the forums for wishing for wishes to not be corrupted.

 

Wish not granted for not wishing.
I wish I had clothes to put on as I am naked now

 

Wish granted, the clothes are filled with spiders.

 

Wish granted. Since you wished for nothing, you are teleported into a void of nothing, where you are nothing.

I wish for the next-gen games to be good, along with their console and PC counterparts.

 

Wish granted, they break after one day.
I wish for Photoshop C:

 

Wish granted, it only lasts for 1 week.
I wish for people to stop trying to hopelessly date on a video game.