Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you eat it and it kills you.
I wish for everyone to see this.

 

You have to make a wish.
I wish for a toilet because I have to pee.

 

You get a toilet, but after you flush the pee down it blows up and kills you.
i wish that mojang would not have done this EULA thing.

 

Wins granted, but McBrawl changes their donor ranks over time to match server needs and the ranks become unaffordable to most players. Then only few players have the ranks and they would be more powerful than anyone else. Mojang did this for a reason.

I wish for the EULA

 

Wish granted, you receive the EULA. However, it is for Call of Duty.
I wish people understood what :v means.

 

Wish granted, and everyone hats you because of it's meaning.
I wish for the game to stop

 

Wish granted, the game stops.
However, it only stops for 0.0001 seconds.

I wish for a corrupted wish. (again)

 

Wish granted.
I wish for some food in my house...

 

Wish granted! It's all spoiled.
I wish that everyone's usernames in minecraft were changed to :V.

 

Wish Granted. But a coding error changes it to V: instead of :V
I wish for all mosquitos to be killed.

 

Off topic, but he does make a wish. :I Its in white text so you need to highlight it with your cursor by using mouse1 and dragging :V Like so! sbekghvaruivbjierguijasvcjorbgjibaeicvsdriavbadrtmnbvouaeajbdrkab

 

Wish granted.
I wish for people to not be so easily tricked by this white text.

 

Wish granted, but then everyone starts using it.
I wish that I owned a friendly whale.

 

Wish granted, it died. But hey, you owned a friendly whale for 2 seconds.
I wish I could think of some good wishes.

 

Wish granted, but they backfire horribly.

I wish I had a portable rain cloud.

 

Wish granted, it rains on you wherever you go.

I wish for stuff.

 

Wish granted, but it's full of a bunch of weird people.

I wish for a Scaly Truffle.

 

Wish granted, it scares you and you get a heart attack.

I wish for people to read the intro I'm going to post now!

 

Wish granted, lots of people look at the intro you are going to post now but no one likes it and you get a ****load of negative ratings.
I wish for a yummy grilled cheese that can't harm me or make me sick in any way.

 

Wish granted, but your sandwich came with alot of urine mixed with the cheese. (urine isn't poisonous, or can make you sick).
I wish for a telescope.