Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, everyone ragequits and the server closes down :3

I wish for a full wiki about FpsHG.

 

WISH GRANTED WIPE DAT 6060606 FPS UP UR ASSZ
I wish for Demons http://z0r.de/5802

 

I wish for MVP on WarZ <3

 

You need to grant the wish above yours...
Wish granted, You get it for a minute.
I wish for a large surplus of money. (Lots of money.)

 

Wish granted.
It turns out you were framed for robbing a huge bank and you lose all that money.

I wish for a better wish.

 

You're wish is better than the sih you just wished, but that doesn't make sense so it creates a paradox and the world implodes.

I wish for a surplus of Money that I can not lose at all. No matter what, And It is not counterfeit.

 

Wish granted, the world then changes into a different form of currency.
I wish a new episode of Fluffle Puff Tales would come out...

 

Wish granted. You get tired of waiting so much, you make your own episode, air it illegally, get hired to make more, become rich, move to a private island in the Southern Indian Ocean, then get murdered by your traitorous servant Peter, who takes all your money and moves to Japan, changing his name to Shamiki Takayoto.

I wish I was Shamiki Takayoto.

 

Wish granted, the police eventually track you, arrest you and execute you.

I wish for clans in MC-War to become disabled until all those bugs are fixed.

 

Wish granted. When they're fixed, clans are readded. However a major bug causes all clans to be reset, and players cannot make any more clans.
I wish I was a bit more creative. (because I can't think of a good wish :v)

 

Wish granted, you are now so creative that you spend all of your time painting and forget to eat, drink, or sleep.
I wish that @Greedy_Bee wasnt such a noob

 

Wish granted. He beat you in every game.

I wish for @fast11471 to become slow11471.

 

Wish granted. He changed his name in 1.8.
However, he's still pretty fast.
I wish for @jacobkolstad to suddenly lose interest in DBZ.

 

Wish failed, I am not very interested longer anyway :V

I wish for @BrawlerAce_ to stop unlocking Final Smashes.

 

Wish granted. I now have the ability to use Final Smashes anytime I want without unlocking them first.
I wish my computer performed a little better.

 

Wish granted. Your computer gets stolen.

I wish my wish doesn't get corrupted.

 

Wish granted. However, you didn't make a wish anyways.
I wish for a rotten egg.

 

Wish granted. (How the hell am I supposed to make this bad? Who wishes for a rotten egg?) Egg decomposes and you can't use it.
I wish for a fast car.

 

(put the rotten egg in someone's food)
Wish granted. However, the engine is not included.
I wish for a box.

 

Wish granted, the box is full of explosives and it explodes when you touch it.

I wish for oxygen that is not poisoned.