Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted but the new engine sucks and the graphics are too good for it. Sledgehammer reduced the max FPS to 25.

I wish for a One Piece loving @BrawlerAce_

 

Granted, but he likes one piece of cake.

I wish I was moderator for mcbrawl on warz

 

Wish granted, however you get demoted after 3 days after your account gets hacked and you've been repeatly DDoSed.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

:C ninjad

@RLHchampion

Granted, it's now corrupted, with your computer.

I wish to have scavenger on mc-war

 

Wish granted. You are now moderator of warz for mcbrawl.
However, since mcbrawl doesn't exist, this causes the universe to implode.

Pfft I can play BF3 fine with 20 FPS.
I wish for a new crappy computer.

 

Wish granted, you get the first computer ever that doesn't work anymore.

I wish for wafflez

 

Wish granted, but they end up being whole wheat.

I wish for a new graphics tablet. (ZOMG I'M ACTUALLY PRACTICAL)

 

Wish granted. You need to esembale it yourself though.

I wish for anything! And I would be happy with anything!

 

Wish granted, you receive gold. However, since the wish is corrupted, the gold falls on you, killing you instantly.

I wish for stuff.

 

Nothing.

I wish I had the Keymaker.

 

Wish granted. It makes useless keys that can't open doors.

 

Nothing again.

I wish I had some nitor for PvP survival.

 

Wish granted you get nitor but it kills you

I wish to get a irl ray gun

 

Wish granted. It back fires.
No need to say what happens next.
I wish for people to stop bashing Call of Duty for its graphics, its graphics are decent.

 

Wish granted, but everybody can't resist the fact that it's true any longer.

I wish for monies.

 

Granted. Hearing of your wealth, robbers break into your house at night, and shoot you when you attempt to fend them off. Boom. Ded.

I wish for my next wish to be completely impossible to corrupt in any way.

 

Wish granted.
You wished to die.
I wish for Sir_Blockalots to get a better nickname than Orphic.

 

Granted. It's BrawlerAce_. You're usurped.

I wish for BrawlerAce_ to become a brony.

 

Wish granted; He decides that no one else can be a brony, so he murders you.

I wish I got more than 20 FPS on War >:V