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  1. joeymast99

    joeymast99 j chillin

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    Yo mama so black she was late for night school
     
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    #21 joeymast99, Sep 25, 2013
  2. Decayment

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    Yo mamma so fat that people thought she was a planet.
     
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    #22 Decayment, Sep 25, 2013
  3. Usp45

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    Yo mama so fat when she saw the school is to by she yelled, "Stop that Twinkie!"
     
    #23 Usp45, Sep 25, 2013
  4. Daudzoe

    Daudzoe Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat people got shipwrecked because of her
    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said side words 8
     
    #24 Daudzoe, Sep 25, 2013
  5. Pnspi

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    Yo mama is so old... When she reads the bible she gets flashbacks.
     
    #25 Pnspi, Sep 25, 2013
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    Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. *Gets ice for the BURN*
     
    #26 Carsonn, Sep 25, 2013
  7. joeymast99

    joeymast99 j chillin

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    Yo mama so fat, she still stuck in 2012 XD
     
    #27 joeymast99, Sep 26, 2013
  8. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    You mama is so UGLY, that when bob the builder saw her, he said "we can't fix that"
     
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    #28 mrawesome9002, Sep 26, 2013
  9. lets_go_leafs

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    Yo mamma so stupid she starved in a grocery store.
    Yo mamma so stupid when she was injured she ate Lifesavers.
    Second one not so good
     
    #29 lets_go_leafs, Sep 26, 2013
  10. DreadlordsCousin

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    yo mama so stupid that she bot tickets to Xbox live!
     
    #30 DreadlordsCousin, Sep 26, 2013
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    Yo mama is so fat that when she wears anything yellow in the city, everyone goes like! CAB!!!!
    Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
     
    #31 MrApekatt, Sep 26, 2013
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    Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a motorcycle!
     
    #32 Carsonn, Sep 28, 2013
  13. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama is so fat, that her cereal bowl comes with a life guard :wink:
     
    #33 mrawesome9002, Sep 28, 2013
  14. MrApekatt

    MrApekatt Active Member

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    Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind
     
    #34 MrApekatt, Sep 29, 2013
  15. 2002wasabi

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    Yo mama so ugly she scares the flies off a ****wagon
    Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry
     
    #35 2002wasabi, Oct 6, 2013
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    Yo mama so stupid she made these jokes -.-
     
    #36 Darkchaosknight, Oct 8, 2013
  17. kevinart2011

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    AHAH lol
     
    #37 kevinart2011, Oct 8, 2013
  18. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama is so POOR: that she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers!!!
     
    #38 mrawesome9002, Oct 8, 2013
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    Your mamma Is SO FAT that when she stepped on a scale it said "Sorry 1 person at a time"

    LOL
     
    #39 brewhaha, Oct 8, 2013
  20. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Uhhhhh, didn't you leave??? (LULZ CAN I HAS GREIFZ WITH TEAM LIXO??????????????? Idiot.)
     
    #40 mrawesome9002, Oct 8, 2013
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