McBrawl Death Prediction

1. Have a party.
2. When I'm having a party
3. The party makes Chap and D3 cry

 

1. I will either cry or violently thrust myself into a watermelon that is at the climax of its life where the story ends with a fruit smoothie.

2. During the smoothiepocolypse.

3. Thousands of seconds from now, the god of blenders (Blendafruitacius) will decide that the time for smoothies has come. He will start a full SWAT/FBI/CIA/ILLUMINATI search for all unconcious/conciuos fruits. not grapefruits because grapefruits citrize you big time! Then he will hold all non grapefruit fruits hostage at the house of my grandma (Who will be ran over the same night by a speciuos raindeer, illuminati comfirmed). He will demand to all the gods one sacrifice! But, at the same time, Chaploo will be attending a one direction secret russian monkey festival concerto up in the clouds where all of the greek/blendorian/romanian gods live. As he listens to Kane, Barry, Lowis, Miles, and Liale, he will sense the presence of blenderman and he will grab his flashlight and run to the creepiest door in the blendorium, The cellar! Buh buh buhhhhhh. Explosions of blenderic proportions will explode around him, causing many severe brain freezes caused by huge multidudes of smoothie power. Chaploo will be faced with a choice, All of the blendoric gods, the romanian and roman gods, and the greek gods, and all of the fruits (except for grapefruit yuch) in the entire world or himself. So, with his minigun/python combo he charges and kills every single blender except for the one that is out of map. "Stupid out of mappers, when will that recoil glitch be fixed?!" Chaploo ironically yells out! As punishment for betraying the sneakily tasety deal, The entirety of the greatest server ever is given up... TheHiveMC! Buh buh bun.... Oh wait wrong forums, I meant he gave away MCBrawl buh buh buh!!!
And that is how many lives were ruined and a great community was cut in half by a melonballer.

True story lik if you cry everytim. ;(