Survive the above user's attack

I find a wild McDonald's in the woods
I kill the next person with tnt

 

I use a Flak Jacket to protect myself

I send a flurry of stars against the next person

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I have sunglasses so the glare doesn't get in my eyes :3

I kill the next person with his/her own mom.

 

I'm a Daudzy so I use my Daudzyness to survive the attack.

 

Daudzoe didn't even say how he would kill me so I automatically survive.
I use the power of team x to kill the next person.

 

I am in Team X so I absorbed the attack

I launch the spell of Magic Nova against the next person

 

*DODGE*

Next person dies if he touches his keyboard.

 

I'm using the iPad right now so there

The next person will turn 3 years older

 

I'm only 2 so it doesn't affect me.
The next person gets trapped in a bedrock box.

 

I am in gm 1 so I can break it.

Next person clicks *link removed due to forum rules*.

 

After clicking the link, I unleash the kraken that I stole from Chuck Norris' aquarium, it hunts down and attacks ONLY the person below me.

 

I kill the kraken. Person below me gets a death spell.

 

After picking up the death note, I fill it in with all the information about the below person.

 

I absorb the information and use it to kill the person below.

 

Holds a mirror below the above person, making him be below himself.

 

I get confused and I teleport away. Next person gets stabbed.

 

After being stabbed with a banana, I peel it and eat it, throwing the peel on the floor near the below person, conveniently, he's surrounded by man-eating-lions

 

I killed the lions before they were released. I necromance them, and the next person gets eaten by them.

 

I summoned another kraken and it ate all the lions, allowing me to flee while it goes after the person below.