Survive the above user's attack

I shoot them down with my skullcrusher because im a Lord.

I place c4 on the upside of the next comment and blast it.

 

Has a blast shield and redirects all shrapnel.
into the next comment.

 

Uses his spell check!

 

The shrapnel is absorbed into my fluffehness.

I 'splode you wif my nade.

FOCKIN NINJA I RIP YOUR FRIKKIN HEAD OFF GGGAAAAAHIBHJDIHGS IHV RIGV >>>>>>>>::::::::CCCCCCCC

 

Takes cover from the giant friendly mushroom.

 

Turns off the channel.

 

No your doing it wrong!
Do it like this
Destroys "turn of channel switch.
and shocks the next comment to death.

 

wot
Feel my wrath.
/stop

 

*DODGE*

*Throws a tomahawk at person below.

Well I juz did...

 

*catches tomahawk and breaks it in half*
The next person feels Mojang's wrath by having all the Mojang games taken down.

 

I use mind control and I get Mojang to put the games back.

Now I throw THREE tomahawks, catch those your TWO hands

 

*catches 2 tomahawks in hands and 1 in mouth*
*throws C4 at person below and instantly detonates it*

 

You blow up yourself because you detonated it instantly after you threw it.

i 1v1 the person below irl #yoloswag #money

 

*wins*
and throws tacs body at the next person.

 

Holds Tacs body and cherishes it, dressing it up and putting it in his room like a piece of art.
Swings Saurons mace at the next comment.

 

You swing the mace at the comment, causing your screen to shatter.

I have a dance-off with the next person and win.

 

But I challenge you to a rematch and win. Your shame is so great you simply vanish.

I throw fruit at the person below.

 

smack the fruit with the back of my hand like its a small cotton ball.
I stalk the next person like I am slenderman till they cant look at another face/avatar ever again.

 

I'm Chuck Norris and beat up slenderman.
I beat up the next guy cuz I'm Chuck Norris.

 

You can't beat me 'cause I'm fluffeh :V Your punches are absorbed into mah fluffehness.

I throw 6 dozen knives at the person below me :V