Survive the above user's attack

Jumps out of the way and rolls over the next person..

 

I use bees to defend my beautiful head from the sphere.

I use my greediness to take the content of the next person.

That one was for Greedy_Bee.

 

kick you in the balls before your greediness gets to me! I ummmm.....man I did not think what to do next....uuuuuummmmmmmmm....mmmhhhmmmm.........well I guess I use my ray gun and snipe the next person but since I use it soooo much it has 100% accuracy so HA

 

It doesn't kill me, i'm in creative mode
I trap the next person in a lava pit

 

I use ketchup to expell the lava

I launch the kitty cannon on the next person

 

I hug the cyoot kitty while it's in mid-air and we are best freinds now :3

The next person has to face the wrath of FREINDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I use a cannon to make the ship sink.

The next person will suffer from extreme immaturity.

 

WHAT??? LIKE WHAT THE **** MAN YOU MOTHER****ING HACKER NOOB I BET YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT AND MASTURBATE TO YOUR GAY ASS BOYFREIND ALL DAY AS YOU HACK ON MC-WAR AND MAKE PEOPLE RAGE QUIT SO I HOPE YOU GO DIE IN A MOTHER****ING FIRE WHILE YOUR PETS GET SKINNED ALIVE AND YOUR MOM TURNS INTO A HOOKER.

(actually i don't suffer from extreme immaturity so HA!!!)

The next person dies on hardcore...

(if you didn't think that "immature rage" was fake then you need to go away and never come back )

 

I use my sweg powers. I live on hardcore.

I attack next person with my sweg. (You're done)

 

Sadly this gets trapped in your ego and hits you instead boring u to death.
I hang draw and quater the next person.

 

Oh crap, double wood swords... Uhmmm... Shot both the swords with a trick shot iso then stabbed his shoulders and legs so he can't move, he dies of thirst/hunger/blood loss.

 

Sadly he is in creative and is the only op on the server he closes the server.
The end

 

/me takes out the minecraft multiverse
WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? minecraft died now
/me used Protect

 

/banned for using nearly the same skin.
I kill the next person with a grenade.

 

I have flak jacket so I only take 5 hearts of damage

Ai keel da nawxt puhrson weth mah bard spuhlling and graimers

 

I use Microsoft Word to auto-correct the grammar.

Next person will suffer from my necromancy towards old and dead threads.

 

I shoot you.

Next person will be shot too. I win.

Edit: Haha Moko, I'm not replying to that next one.

 

I made you lose.

Next person will transform into Princess_Cutie.

 

*Turns into Princess_Cutie* I make Princess_Cutie Good.

Next person dies from starvation in a wilderness.

 

I use my own necromancy to revive myself

Next person is affected by the person's attack before me