How often are you on Mcbrawl Forums?

Whenever I am bored, which is a lot xD

 

I was only sixteen years old.
I loved the forum so much, I had all the messages and followers.
I prayed to Putty and Chap every night, thanking them for giving me the life of a forumer.
"Forum is love," I say. "Forum is life."
My social life hears me and calls me a weab.
I knew it was just jealous for my devotion to the forum.
I called it a ****.
It tells me I will always have no real friends, and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying, and my reputation hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving torwards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Chap and Putty.
I am so happy.
They whisper in my ear, "9001 messages, over 9000 trophy!"
They grab me with their big, powerful blocky hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my messages for Chap and Putty.
They penetrate my #1 poster position.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Chap and Putty.
I can feel my post count tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against their force.
I want to please the admins.
They roar a mighty roar as they fill my post count with messages.
My social life steps in.
Chap and Putty look it straight in the eye and say, "It's all forum now."
They leave through the logout button.
Forum is love, forum is life.

 

What in the world did I just read?

 

Go search "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

 

Oh god.I better not be disappointed.

 

Only flaw is. They never logout. I hope.

 

oh my god

 

LOOL jajaaja

 

We all know this is wrong since Chap doesn't log on. xD