Very srs wedding

*Rates Winner*

 

IGN: CherryFamWolf
How do you know james or 5ive: both fegs are from ctf so i mean, yah :3 LET ME COME TO YUR WEDDING 5IVE I WANNA HERE UR LEGENDARY SCREAM

 

IGN: 420fam_Head
How do you know james or 5ive:
Once upon a time there was a land called Ghettoland. There was a town in that land called Ghetto. The Chocolate people and the Vanilla people lived there. But far from that land was their almighty enemy, Strawberry. Strawberry was never too fond of Chocolate and Vanilla and once spread a rumor that they mate with the White. Legend says that Strawberry will spread a rumor again and will destroy Ghettoland. One day though, Chocolate and Vanilla had a riot. They were rioting about who should be on the Cone Kingdom. This riot lasted 48 hours and Ghettoland now become Chocolate and Vanilla land. Strawberry was very happy that this happened, because they both were killing and doing horrible things to their people and to the opposite side. Then Strawberry said "I will spread a rumor that they have created Cookies N' Cream people." And he did. He spread the rumor to Mint Chocolate Chip, Reeces Pieces, And White. Once the rumor got to Chocolate and Vanilla Land they began to bond and figure out a plan to destroy the Strawberry Empire. They gathered cookies for shields, chocolate chips for armor, and sprinkles for swords. 4 days past and they are ready. Except, there is a spy; a Strawberry spy pretending to be a White. He tells the Strawberry Empire about the weapons they are gathering to destroy him. Strawberry doesn't have a big army, so he gathers Reeces Pieces and the Whites. Mint Chocolate Chip knows of this they will prepare in case if they get invaded since they are in between the lands. 2 weeks past and Chocolate and Vanilla begin marching to their enemy. The spy tells the Strawberry and he too rallies and marches. 6 hours past and they finally meet. They look at each other for 3 minutes and Strawberry, Reeces Pieces, and the Whites are the first to attack while the Chocolate and Vanilla wait till they reach mid-point. They reach mid-point so Chocolate and Vanilla start attacking and Reeces takes down half of Vanillas Army while Chocolate is also taken down by Strawberry and the Whites Army. Chocolate and Vanilla are about to lose and they say "FALL BACK NOW!!!" So they run and run but then they see something, they see a Army rallying in the hills. They thought it was Strawberries so they stop and beg for mercy. Then they see them coming down and realize it is the Mint Chocolate Chip Army. They come to help Chocolate and Vanilla. They begin to win since Mint Chocolate Chip is the mightiest of all the lands. The White Army is taken down so is the Reeces Pieces. Strawberry is down to 10 and they beg for mercy just like Chocolate and the Whites. Chocolate and Vanilla say "Stop these rumors and begin to appreciate what we do and give to you." Strawberry says "OK I WILL FINE" and they run away but mint chocolate chip takes down 9 with Bow and Arrows and leaves Leader Strawberry running. Chocolate and Vanilla finally go to being Ghettoland again. While Mint Chocolate Chip still remains in peace.

The End.
jk. 5ive has legendary scream and james knows all the mlg spots of glitchingness

 

+1 @420fam_Head he does have a legendary scream!

 

dafuq?

 

tl;dr

 

Uuuum... I am utterly speechless.

Has it come to the point were people make these type of threads and expect people to take it seriously?

 

IGN: ^
How do you know james or 5ive: James is my ex and I shall slay 5ive for making james to cheat on me

 

IGN: guess...
How do you know the bridal couple: Why should I know those scrubs?
Haven't got time anyway...