Petitition: Donald Trump for Owner

People talk a lot about how updates are not happening enough on Brawl. They say not enough progress is being made. They say that Brawl is dying. We need not look any further for proof of this than @Sir_Inge's post:

How so?

But is this situation only because of a few who dare blasphemy against this great server because they had nothing to do on a Saturday afternoon? Sadly, this is not the case:

How can this situation be fixed? Well ladies and gentlemen I was watching C-SPAN the other day when - out of the blue - the messiah appeared on the screen:



That's right, I believe there is only one man who can rescue Brawl from the same fate that befell McPVP and that is Donald Trump.

Some of you might immediately take issue with the proposal that we should ask Trump - the same man who wants to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out - to be owner. However, remember that Trump is a billionaire! He has clearly been able to make a great deal of money for himself so who's to say that he will not be able to do it for Brawl?

There are three major benefits to making Trump owner of this incredible server:

1) Fantastic name recognition. If you press the letter T in your google search one of the first suggestions that comes up is Trump. Now, if Brawl were connected with Trump think about all the publicity this server could be getting just from one name! Still not convinced? Picture the following example:

Dude: How about that Donald Trump?
Dude #2: Who's Donald Trump?
Dude does google search, results appear on screen.
Dude #2: Whoa! That dude is crazy!
Dude scrolls through search results - finds Trump.Brawl.com
Dude: Waaaat, he owns a Minecraft server?
Dude #2: Really?
Dude: Yeah.
Dude #2: What's it called?
Dude: Trump.Brawl.com
Dude #2: That's amazing man, let's check it out!

I know some of you naysayers think this is never going to happen but wouldn't it be nice if Brawl had a name that Google and Bing didn't keep getting confused with Super Smash Bros Brawl?

2) Trump gets things done. There are two things that prove this, one is his incredible 4 - 8 billion dollars in wealth not to mention his infinite wisdom that is embedded into everything he says:



Plus, he's in first in the American Republican presidential primaries! I never thought it would happen but it did. Just like I never thought Trump's fantastic comb over is possible - but it is. Both of these things just prove that the man gets things done.



Indeed, there is no doubt in my mind he will Trump the obstacles that keep Brawl from dethroning the evil Hypixelites at last!

3) Increased revenue. Think about all the new players who will be checking Brawl out and buying kits if we harness the awesome power of Trump's name recognition and his immense wealth? I mean, with the aid of Trump this server could last until the Second Coming of Christ and still get thousands of players!

I believe Donald Trump can be the best Brawl owner Notch ever created.

Sign the petition for Trump 4 owner 2k16! Let's Make Brawl Great Again!

PLEASE NOTE: This thread only seeks to bring attention to and end an issue that is seriously harming the Brawl Community. There is no hate or bias intended in this thread whatsoever as opposed to constructive sharp criticism. It also seeks to bring out the voice of the Brawl Community as to decide whether or not making Trump owner is a viable way to keep the sever running. This also fulfills itself as a thread placed in the Suggestions/Ideas Sub-Forum as it brings about the suggestions of the Brawl Community's ideas through way of voting. This thread does not seek to troll in any sort of way and labeling it such and moving it for such a reason would be both biased and incorrect.

@BAWSS5
@Webmant
@Chap

 

You've been searching for tesco way too much there buddy.

Here is the proof that the staff are not committed to making Brawl great again through even considering this genius proposal!