Can you talk like a noob?

dud u geys sack bacaz i r frem mojeng end genna tall netch dat u r beng min tu meh end gut u ell benned

 

do u even lift bro i come to ur house and keel u

 

u liar u not frm mojang i jeb i wold knw u ill gt u banned

 

dud gerls dunt left dud u r en idert end well cell da pelece end gut u errastud fer cyburballying
ef u r jeb den ur nem shud sey jeb_ net Pegleg98 dat mekes u feke end stooped

 

u guyz lei, ou dunt lift

 

seys da gey dets frem dectar whu

 

at lst im not a yallo sqirel

 

i r a yallo ret demmy gut ur fects streaght

 

no fak u, das a yallo sqirl idiet

 

a lolipop cant be pikchu flavord ediot

 

u dun telk lik3 uh nawb gud, i be gudr den u at n00b

 

ya ikr dis guyz a dummy

 

no 1 can talk n00b az gud as bee not evn me

 

nu dud we beth wreng

 

aw u mak meh blawsh, luf u <3

 

u geys r idets u erent avan frem pokeman der es a sech ting es a Pikachu flevered lellipep

 

es tru no1 does it az gud as u luf u to <3

 

fak u guys, ur all nubz, nun uv u evn lift geez get livz

 

dud i gut a lef u dunt bacaz i left bru

 

dud i lift way mor thn u bro