CTF Classe's sport counterparts

So I've been stufying the art of sports for some time now, and I've managed to link each CTF class with a specific sport:

Heavy - Wrestling: Quite obvious, because just like in a Heavy 1v1, in wrestling, 2 strong dudes with huge endurance duke it out in an arena.

Soldier - Wall Climbing: Again, quite obvious, as, just like wall climbing, most of Soldier's skill comes down to climbing a wall.

Medic - Scuba Diving: This one was actually quite hard, but here it is: Medic has water breathing, which can relate to a scuba diver's oxygen tank, it also has webs, which kinda relate to being stuck in seaweed, and Medic can heal teammates, whilst there is a First Aid course that can be taken by anyone for scuba diving, available at any PADI scuba shop.

Archer - Archery: Think.

Ninja - Ninjitsu: More of a martial art then a sport, but still counts. Ninjitsu is basically the same as Ninja: you rely on quick attacks, swiftness, agility and stealth to take out opponents.

Assassin - Jousting: There's not really much that can relate to Assassin, so I decided to choose the most related I could think of. In jousting, you go fast, as you're on a horse, just like with Assassin, where you use your sugar to go super fast, and in jousting, you win or lose the battle after one blow, just like Assassinate ability and the "Kill or be killed" theme of the Assassin class.

Engineer - World of Warcraft Shaman Class: Took a lot of brain power to think of this, but yeah. Now, before you ask, WoW DOES count as a sport, as it's a thing in eSports, which is technically a sport. But the Shaman class is a class in WoW that lets you summon different totems that do different things. For example, there is a totem that damages enemies, a totem that heals teammates and there are plenty of items in WoW that let you teleport, much like the Engineer class.

Necro - World of Warcraft Warlock class: Again with the WoW classes, Warlock is a class that has as a main ability the ability to summon a minion to attack with him, much like necro, except Warlock can only summon 1 of each type at a time, but makes up for it in the fact that it has a max of 5 different minions.

Mage - World of Warcraft Mage class: AGAIN with the WoW classes, WoW's Mage is a class where there are arcane spells (CTF's damage spell), fire spells (CTF's flame spell) and ice spells (CTF's freeze spell). Although, according to the WoW wiki's front page for Mage, there's no lightning or freeze spells, Mage makes up for it in quantity of different arcane, fire and ice spells.

Pyro - Couldn't find anything. Feel free to reply to this thread with a suggestion of what sport to put here!

Dwarf - Boxing: This is the closest I could think of, and it's also the reason why I put wrestling as Heavy's sport and not boxing. A boxer is kinda like a glass-ish cannon: they hit really hard, but don't have the best defense, and that's juts what dwarf's like.

Chemist - Also can't think of any sport. Feel free to reply to this thread with a suggestion of what sport to put here!

Elf - Badmington: This is the best I can come up with, and it focuses mainly on the deflector. In badmington, you have to send the shuttlecock to the enemy's area, and that's what the deflector does.

Well that's about enough for sports, so yeah. Kthxbai.

 

A useless thread would be me jus saying "Hi. I'm Deps. Kthxbai.". Now excuse me whilst I focus my brain power on compliments, constructive criticism, suggestions and ideas of what to put in my next edition of "The ... of CTF".

 

Well I guess as I have nothing better to do at the moment, I could reply just this once. Just wanna say that it's not up to you what I can and can't do, and it's not up to you what I should and shouldn't do, and it will never be up to you because not even Dictatorships work like that.

And for any future viewers, you can keep your... this, to yourselves, please.

 

It would be a mixture in between funny, imformative, randomness, CTFness and sports. Basically the same formula as every other thread of mine, except with some sports added to the mix. But, out of all things, I don't intend this to be a flame war.