[Official] How to get good at CTF v1.337

How to be the best CTF player?​

??? says:

Hello there young noob, and welcome to the best thread on this forum.
How to be the best CTF player? That must be the question that is dancing in your head right now!
The answer? It's right here baby.

Who might I be? I might be you!
Just kidding.. I won't tell you who I am though.
I am The Best CTF Player Alive.
But you can call me TBCPA for short.

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Player Information/Statistics

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• Username: TBCPA
• Hobbies: CTF, being the best, juggling, wrecking ez noobs
• Achievements: Conquered The Bell Tower, Winner Of The Golden CTF Player Super Good Tournament I Am Popular Contest In 2006,2007 And 2008, 2009, 2010,2011,1003,2012,2013,2014,2014,2014 And 2019, Sexy IRL, Creator Of The Official CTF Team Team (TT) Team, Capitalizing every first letter in a sentence
• Ayyy: rofl

You might wonder.. what is my place on the CTF leaderboards?
I know you don't.. but who cares o/
Look no further. Here is you answer.




xN00bxdestroyerrrrx_ says:

Woah, how are you so good!???? :OOO I can never get as good as you ((
I'm bad ((( pls teach me pls can i get as good too with dis guide??!xd??
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TBCPA says:

Hahaha, don't worry young noob.
Of course you can't.
You can't be as good as me, nor will you ever come close.
But this guide will get you tons of CTFexperience.
Now remember this word young noob!
To make it easier we'll shorten it to CTEX.
CTEX will boost your skill, stamina, charisma and overall impression in this world we know as CTF.
Don't forget to claim your CTEX after completing a mission!
Now let's move on.

[Obtained]: 15 CTEX​

TBCPA says:

In this guide I will be explaining everything there is to know on how to become a great CTF player.
Before we begin I'd like to ask you a few questions:

• Are you looking to dedicate your life to CTF and strive to be the best?
• Are you born to be a winner? Born to be a champion?
• Are you born to be a winner? Born to be the very best?
• How are you today?

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You now have 3 options.

1. You leave this thread.
2. You continue on this magical journey.
3. You stay on this thread but do not continue.(?)

Do whatever you feel like doing right now.
After you've made your decision there's no turning back!
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TBCPA says:

So you've decided to stay?
So that means you've answered every question above here with a yes.
Hmm..You might make it big here kid.
Anyways, there's work to do! Look over there!
A very cute 17 year old Minecraft princess that needs your assistance!
Assistance with what huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Go help her out.​

A very cute 17 year old Minecraft princess that needs your assistance! says:

Hello there young noob.
Please lend me your assistance!
I need you to become the best CTF player ever!
But not as good as TBCPA though )))​

Mission 1 [Buying the goods!]​

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Requirements:

• 15 CTEX
• 22,33 USD
• Dedication <3
• Talked to A very cute 17 year old Minecraft princess that needs your assistance!

Explanation:

• In order to "git gud" you need to first buy all the kids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Go to shop.brawl.com and buy all kids. It'll cost you 22,33 USD (2,50 a kid, 9 kids in total, so that's 9x2,50=22,33)
• Play a lot with all the kids you bought and you'll "git gud" in no time.
• or.. like a lot of time.. huehue .. -_- yeah..

Reward:

• No life
• CTF friends
• Self esteem
• Skills
• ofNL
• Cancer for reading all of this
• Knowledge about maths
• Hey! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• A good meme
• Chemist takes skill
• This thread
• You decide
• Flaming_arrow9 war
• kuik kuik
• Absolutely nothing
• In-game tutoring from the god himself
• 25 CTEX

TBCPA says:

Ok then.
If you've managed to complete this mission you've just leveled up 0.5 levels!
Congratulations.

Now, I have to go! I'll be back later for the next set of mission.
Hell no I'm typing more of these.. I was just incredibly bored and it was late at night ok!??? OK???!
There are better ways to waste hours online, but oh well :l

Edit: Hey look! I found the New CTF IRL Gallery a few minutes ago. Hot.
Look what I made!

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Can you guess whose pictures I used to photoshop. ahahaha im funny. 3 noobs xdd. i will gift free kids if you get it correct! marry christmas! wow
oh and formatting is ew