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[Squad] British Squad

Discussion in 'Teams' started by Deppuccino, Jan 11, 2016.

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Why hello ol' chap! With various squads being created rn, I decided to continue the trend with the much-needed Squad of the Lords and Ladies of The Queen's domain: The British Squad!

    Here's the rules that all the lads need to follow!
    i1- Be respectful to everyone, and have the true british honour!
    2- You must spell everything that ends with "or" as "our", except Armor (eg. Colour)
    3- Be not dumb!
    4- Be Fabul0s.
    5- Be Fantastic.
    6- Bow ties are cool. Respect that.
    7- Ignore rule 1.
    8- Be british.

    And here's the list of lads that are true Brits:
    -LordChaos_93 (Deplicasus) (OG Pro Chat Spammer)
    -Dan_7777777 (6_6)
    -SpiffingKoala (A truly spiffing koala!)

    And here's the list of the honorary lads that are part of our island family!
    -None at all. If you're from the British Isles, but not Great Britain itself, then you can be here!

    And here's the list of our good friends, the Scandinavians!
    -SniffingKoala (Kriz) (Secretly a barbecue)
    -TheZom (split in half :/)

    And here's the Honorary Honorary members that are from the US and Canada!
    -Michelle(numbers)
    -Ironic_Gentleelf (likes canadian bagles)
    -1337noob (ready to serve the British brigade)
    -bieKat (I thought zombies weren't supposed to talk!)

    And Ace is dat chat skr00b who serves us >:]

    If you want to apply for a spot in the true hub for CTF's British awesomeness, here's the application format:
    IGN (required):
    Skype (required):
    Age:
    Timezone (required):
    Where you're from (required):
    Classes you main (required):
    Classes you own:
    Tea or Coffee:
    Why do you want to join the British Squad?:
    On a scale of Starbucks to Cheeky Nando's, how British are you?:


    Here are the Squad Ships, our lovely couples that make the world a sweater place!
    Kriz+Michelle
    Spiffy+Spiffy

    So grab all ya mates and come have a ride on the London Eye with us! Apply now!
    Note: If you're not English, Scottish or Welsh you will be denied full membership. If you're not Irish, from the Isle of Man, from the Shetland Islands, from the Channel Islands or any other island in the British Isles, you will be denied Honorary membership. If you're not from Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland or Denmark, you will be denied Scandinavian membership. US and Canadians can be considered for Honorary Honorary Membership.

    Have a nice day!
     
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    #1 Deppuccino, Jan 11, 2016
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2016
  2. Nakatago

    Nakatago Well-Known Member

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    Yaknow my ign
    Yaknow my age
    Yaknow my skype
    I main soldier archer medic
    Tea (6 cuppas a day)
    Basically I'm pro brit. I watch bbc breakfast while eating digestives, drinking tea and admiring my top hat in the mirror.
    I rate myself 62 boxes of PG Tips, 53 bags of chips and 98 packets of Digestives.
     
  3. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    OkOK, just lemme figure out in what order of spaces to fill out your app is. Is it like ign, age, skype, classes you main, tea or coffee, why you wanna join then rate your britishness? Idk, I'm dumb.
     
  4. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    Deps burned himself :open_mouth:
     
  5. koalajpg

    koalajpg skrrr

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    IGN (required): SPIFFINGKoala NOTE THE SPIFFING.. IT'S BRITISH
    Skype (required): You got me Dep
    Age: Older than the queen, wait what.
    Timezone (required): GMT BECAUSE IM BRITISH!1
    Where you're from (required): ._.
    Classes you main (required): Ninja, Assassin, Pyro, Mage, Medic, Chemist, Archer.
    Classes you own: All except Fashionista
    Tea or Coffee: I'm sorry but.. Coffee..
    Why do you want to join the British Squad?: Because "Spiffing"
    On a scale of Starbucks to Cheeky Nando's, how British are you?: "Spiffing" (Marmite)
    Click the link to see how British I am.
    http://imgur.com/jKXzYJ2
     
  6. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    -APPLICATION RESULTS OF RESULTNESS-

    @Dan_7777777 I'm still confused about your app, but as you're definitely British, Accepted!
    @SpiffingKoala accepting you would be a truly spiffing idea! Accepted!
    @Kriz Joined the squad as a Scandinavian!!
     
    #6 Deppuccino, Jan 12, 2016
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  7. Nakatago

    Nakatago Well-Known Member

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    Ya still gotta put me on the list :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  8. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Yeah yeah cant do everythign at once (including grammar).
     
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    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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  10. koalajpg

    koalajpg skrrr

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    Um you need to add Spiff x Spiff to the squad ships, duh.
     
  11. Daveeeeeeeee

    Daveeeeeeeee Well-Known Member

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    Sorry am I R I S H
     
  12. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Yep. Just a bit edited, but same idea.
     
  13. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    so basically if you're from any scandinavian country britain and it's affiliates or US and Canada, you can be accepted? Seems a little more than just a "british" squad!
    Also, what about Britain's former colonies! If you're from a former British colony like India you're denied membership, yet those countries who don't have any history of former colonial rule are! On top of that, Britain has a much more complex and interlocking history with western Europe, for example France, Spain and Germany, than with the Scandinavian counterparts. Why are these not included as their own membership?
     
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  14. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Well both the British Isles and Scandinavia are quite Nordic in terms of Geography (cuz screw Kola thar other place in Russia), Canada and US are former colonies, and the british isles are just british isles. Basically just added Scandinavian and North American memberships so the squad was not just 4 players. And if I give out free membership to all of the former British colonies, it would be a Global Squad. And tbh, it's not worth giving membership to the former British colonies when 3/4 of them dont have CTFers (heck, in Sierra Leone you barely even have access to the Internet).
     
  15. Proterozoic

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    Then what about allowing membership to the commonwealth countries! By trying to include more people you've made the "british" squad become a global one! You said yourself that you didn't want a global squad in this post here, but you're including america and canada, and northern europe! It's not exactly "british"!
     
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  17. Ironic_Gentleman

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    You added the Commonwealth? FINALLY! >:L
    IGN (required): Canadian_Idiot
    Skype (required): You have it.
    Age: Five teen.
    Timezone (required): EST
    Where you're from (required): CanaDUH
    Classes you main (required): Soldier, Medic, Ninja
    Classes you own: All free + Ninja
    Tea or Coffee: Tea. Simply asking the question teed me off.
    Why do you want to join the British Squad?: Because I am a loyal subject of her majesty ... O ****E WHAT'S HER NAME?! ccccx
    On a scale of Starbucks to Cheeky Nando's, how British are you?: Canadian Bagel.
     
  18. Daveeeeeeeee

    Daveeeeeeeee Well-Known Member

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    Lol lol I am scottish
     
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  19. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    @LordChaos_92 I dont even know what all the commonwealth countries r ;( ;( i cri

    @Ironic_Gentleelf accepted CanaDUH is vry gud 10/10 I r8 gr8/8 m8 4 best country in Americuh.

    @sportyman56 k hi welsh person
     
  20. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    Ish tru

    Ai agre
     
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