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TheZombieKat's Secret Heartache

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EmperorTrump45, Mar 17, 2016.

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Should Xelia say yes?

  1. HELL YEAH!

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  2. definitely

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  3. MARRY ME XELIA! I'm crazy about you girl!!!

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  1. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    Some of you might have thought of @TheZombieKat as a shy, unassuming sort of guy. The sort of guy who stands in the corner at a party with the kid with glasses eight times too big for his face talking about f*ckin rocket league while some serious booty is going down on the dance floor. I can just imagine him being like

    "Rocket League is a really interesting game..."

    Clubblie: "Ayyyy! Wassup my homies!!! YO BOY CHAOS IN DA HOUSE DAWGGG!!!"

    "What was I saying about Rocket League?"

    but what most people didn't know is that Kat has another side. A secret wild side. The side of Swagboy McKat that few have ever seen before. Because in reality, the REAL Kat is one of the biggest ladies men CTF has ever seen since studmuffin!

    That's right, the same dude talking about Rocket League in Club Penguin is actually a wild moose for the few who know about his inner 'wild side'. That's right: TheZombieKat, banning hackers by day, chasin' ladies by night.

    One of those few is @Xelia_ who Kat has been aggressively persuing in secret for the past few months. Just look at this groundbreaking quote!

    Now some of you might not be convinced by this quote that Kat is star crossed in love with CTF's token woman but these next quotes... it's really something

    WHOA MAN. Look out boys, we got a regular Romeo over here!



    Oi Kat, take it down a notch man! I know you dream of nothing but Xelia night and day but that's taking things a little too far bro! Gotta start slow, buy her some flowers, smoke some weed, tell her nice things and sh*t about her personality or whatever. She'll eat it all up like a big ol' box of twinkies. You know what I'm sayin? :wink:

    Believe me, I'm an expert on this sh*t. Look at how it worked out with me and @wintergreen3 (right winter?) Beautiful relationship. We've only seen counseling twice since last week!

    But alas! Poor Kat's efforts appear to have been thwarted for Xel seems to have rejected his offer of knightly courtship!

    Never a good sign when a lady unleashes the 'W' word on you. One moment you're friggin Marlon Brando and she just takes you down ten notches to Jimmy the nerdy nosepicker. Kat, if you ever wanna talk, I'm here for you bro.

    Be like,



    I BELIEVE IN YOU KAT! FIGHT FOR YOUR WOMAN!

    But how will this story of the star crossed lover and the salty rejector turn out? Will Kat finally find his TRUE love at long, sweet last?

    Stay tuned for more.

    This is ANN - Admiral News Network. Over and out.

    @pookeythekid
    @Arion_
    @LordChaos_92
    @BrandinoB
     
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    #1 EmperorTrump45, Mar 17, 2016
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  2. AlexisRose

    AlexisRose Ctfer | TC member

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    This is the best thing I've read all day.
     
    #2 AlexisRose, Mar 17, 2016
  3. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    Dammit, you got me. Noooo :c
     
    #3 TheZombieKat, Mar 17, 2016
  4. Xelia_

    Xelia_ (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧

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    Oh..
     
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    #4 Xelia_, Mar 17, 2016
  5. VN2004

    VN2004 Well-Known Member

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    o wait
    you told me several times that you love me
    so where is the truth kat qq
    I am confused and disappointed
     
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    #5 VN2004, Mar 17, 2016
  6. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    Don't worry VN I do <3
     
    #6 TheZombieKat, Mar 17, 2016
  7. pookeythekid

    pookeythekid Well-Known Member

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    Not sure about the kid with the glasses or what the heck Rocket League is... but yeah I'm that guy in the corner. c:
    (@cool_beans46 and @RTKno1 know this xDD)
     
    #7 pookeythekid, Mar 17, 2016
  8. _Enderfire1602

    _Enderfire1602 Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, Kat, i can relate :^)
     
    #8 _Enderfire1602, Mar 17, 2016
  9. VN2004

    VN2004 Well-Known Member

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    <3
     
    #9 VN2004, Mar 17, 2016
  10. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    @18kss woman stealing ***** alert
     
    #10 Sir_Inge, Mar 17, 2016
  11. pAggYDaRP

    pAggYDaRP Well-Known Member

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    Is this appropriate for pigs?
     
    #11 pAggYDaRP, Mar 17, 2016
  12. thesquook

    thesquook diddy amin

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    All day? This is the best I've read my whole life

    Also @Xelia_
    Cuz y not
     
    #12 thesquook, Mar 17, 2016
  13. Eso

    Eso Blow My High (Members Only)

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    Haha this is awesome
     
    #13 Eso, Mar 17, 2016
  14. 18kss

    18kss All is within

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    no
     
    #14 18kss, Mar 17, 2016
  15. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    #IStandWithKat
     
    #15 EmperorTrump45, Mar 17, 2016
  16. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    I see you have learned how to manipulate quotes... You're skills have improved since last we met...
    Jelly sk1d? :V
     
    #16 randomcitizen1, Mar 17, 2016
  17. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    What did I just read? XD
     
    #17 featherpaw, Mar 17, 2016
  18. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    The best love story since Twilight.
     
    #18 EmperorTrump45, Mar 17, 2016
  19. RyGuy

    RyGuy developer man

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    #19 RyGuy, Mar 17, 2016
  20. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    Lol you've been spending too much time in teamspeak3. XD
     
    #20 featherpaw, Mar 17, 2016
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