Idea WEED! An incentive to play

I suggest ctf have more of an incentive to play because right now there is none. So what could possibly make this enema the best enema of your life? Ladies and gentlemen, look no further than god's most blessed plant:

WEED

Yes! Weed! The one and possibly only thing that could save CTF from a premature end is the same thing that Snoop Diggity Dawgg's blazin with some homeboii's at the same trashcan where Justin Timberlake made Kim K feel like a whole new woman (Not gonna lie, that was hot as hell). And bonus! It's a drug that even white kids can use!

Now some of you might be doubting me here and being like "nah Admiral nothing can save this little <censored> of a game" well think about it like this: weed is a hallucinogen. Just enough of it could make it seem like you're actually having FUN in CTF even if you're getting headshot, over and over again by some 12 year old tryhards.

But back to my main point. How does this work? And more importantly, HOW CAN YOU GET ALL THE WEED? Glad you asked

This thread, by my boy @Zacharyk2011 (love you man) gave me a couple ideas:

Capture: 50 pounds of weed
Recovery: 25 pound of weed
Kill: 1 ounce of weed
Kill with Assassin: No weed. Labeled for life as an "eternal <censored>"
Win: 100 pounds of weed
This weed is blaze-able for a long-ass time.

Ctf and eventually all other gamemodes should get their own orgy. Doesn't have to be complex.
In the ctf lobby there will be a little alley to blaze it with your boys, and on a scoreboard it'd show your total <censored> given as well as <censored> received.

And each cap/kill/win will give an amount of WEED, that is visible in the ctf lobby. At level OVER 9000 you'd get more WEED and so on.

Also possibly a way to make teams apart of the game. Like if you were In a Ctf game/lobby you could /teamchat "<censored>" as a special channel. Team leaders could invite players to thier teams with a command. And you could check the f*ckboys with /<censored> and it'd show LEEEEEROY JEEENKINS and the WEED, maybe to be more complex later.

Upon creating a team, you would need DANK MEMES to do it via /dank "playername" for that person to be the dankmaster upon request for one on the forums. Teams would need to be approved first. Also the team leaders can do /dankness "1-5 character name" to be in a little tag as a suffix to someone's name in chat? Also maybe an ootd "orgy of the day" the leader can set, as a message that pops up upon joining of the server, like "don't forget! An orgy next Friday!!!". This idea is open to changes

I feel the need of WEED to attract more players, but that's just me. I've been feeling like a lost cause on ctf and I feel this would make it more fun.

Thanks for reading!

@Aceblue2
@pookeythekid
@Plautius