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Lionaa Life on CTF: Part 2- How Lionaa came to be Queen Lionaa

Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by lionafp, Jul 26, 2016.

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  1. lionafp

    lionafp Well-Known Member

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    Once upon a miracle, little baby Lionaa was born. At this point she was only a little tiny princess. As she progressed into her teen years, she began to go through changes aka dem puberties. So she grew a booty. Her parents, King Lion and Queen aa, noticed her booty and they wanted it. But den Lionaa was like no father and mother this is my booty not yours. Her father started caressing it and she got hella mad and killed him. Her mother, however, did not caress the booty but Lionaa killed her anyway cuz the booty power too strong. The King and Queen's land was now in need of a new ruler. Lionaa decided to take on her responsibilities and now she would become Queen Lionaa. Lionaa loved her land of Lionaa Land, however she wanted more. In early 2010, Lionaa discovered the world of mcpvp. She first noticed ctf. Now in this crazy land she saw sword fights and arrows that shot people in the head. She was like, "maybe this could be my new land to take over." So then she took her booty power and bought some classes. In ctf she met the handsome knight and shining armor @NomNuggetNom. His booty was subpar to Lionaa's but still ginormous. She could not resist him so she took dat booty for keepings.
    As time progressed on, mcpvp began to notice Lionaa's booty power and they perm-muted her. Due to their horrific actions, they lost all their money and they could no longer support the people of their land. Lionaa saw this as a perfect opportunity to take over ctf and make it her own. BUT THEN, The evil land of Brawl took over ctf. Lionaa was furious, she did not know what to do. BUT THEN, her booty power kicked in and she had an idea. The idea was that since these new landers did not know about Lionaa's booty power she would use it to her advantage. When brawl's new rendition of ctf opened she was no longer perm-muted. She then noticed that no one on the land of brawl knew who she was. She decided to make a name of herself. The booty power led her to some serious false accusations. BUT, The handsome @NomNuggetNom came to her rescue once again by becoming an admin. He caressed the booty like no other had before. Now Lionaa resides in ctf land waiting for her prince to save her once again from the year long mute. Lionaa has become leader of Defiance and now they are the most powerful team in all the lands of ctf. Delta force @wintergreen3 is no match for us because our booty power combined can even destroy nom's booty. Lionaa is now also awaiting revenge against @cuddled for committing this unjustice against her. NO SHE IS NOT A TROLL. NO SHE IS NOT IMMATURE. NO SHE ISNT A ***. SHE ISSSS QUEEEENN LIONAA!!!!!!!!!.

    peace, love, Lionaa
     
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  2. Doubtfulness

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    omg liona this is such a cool story i admire you!!!!!! :grinning: <3
     
  3. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    There's these things called paragraphs, as queen I hope you make your threads possible to read <3
     
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  4. DarkTitan_

    DarkTitan_ Ex War and News Manager

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    You have some good writing tallent! You should post in the literature section of Brawl :smile:
     
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  5. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    I'm in tears... such a beautiful story....
     
  6. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    The last one gave me a disease, this one gave me another
     
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  7. lionafp

    lionafp Well-Known Member

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    herpes or HIV, aids is the most popular disease spread
     
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  8. Hamzas

    Hamzas Well-Known Member

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    Queen <3
     
  9. super_mii2

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    grats @lionfap for becoming queen
     
  10. Nakatago

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    man i am a MASSIVE fan
     
  11. Lewka

    Lewka Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing how everyone found liona annoying, disrespectful and immature a year ago
    now she has a large fanbase :confused:
     
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    scapezar Ex-Ban/Appeal Manager | Ex-Hack Test Manager

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    lion goes rawr
    i fan
     
  13. TheMaelstromsEye

    TheMaelstromsEye Well-Known Member

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    She is legitimately more strange then dobbieshottie was

    I honestly just believe people really dont give a crap about her. They just enjoy some entertainment on this frustrating server
     
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  14. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore...
     
  15. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    Ditto!
    @Birdgirl Whatcha gonna do about that?!
     
  16. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    What is with people and wanting to touch the booty? You don't even know where that booty's been! Plus, that's where all the sh*t comes from. You really want to be touching that? Disgusting.

    I hope you used protection!
     
  17. TheMaelstromsEye

    TheMaelstromsEye Well-Known Member

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    Theres no booty to begin with
     
  18. lionafp

    lionafp Well-Known Member

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    I dont **** out of my booty, I **** out of my belly button :3
     
  19. Claod

    Claod Well-Known Member

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    You know I'll just accept the entertainment and ignore the grammar and weirdness.
     
  20. ring0ff1re

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    While this is suppose to be funny, I don't think you should ever joke about killing your parents.
     
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