Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

Sup Brawlers,

Evil here with another Evil-licious thread.

The scope of this thread is to present survival skills for the inexperienced player.

Learn how you can survive the Zombie Apocalypse the next time you play infect.



Rule #1 Partner up with someone who knows what they are doing.
- Look around, see someone with a Cape, chances are good they aren't a noob.


Rule #2 Know your weapons and use your primary weapon 1st.
- How fast is the reload?
- Is it better at a distance or close up like a shotgun?
- How many rounds can it fire? How large is the magazine?
- It's important to know your weapons inside and out.


Rule #3 Know how to Parkour!
- Knowing how to jump to high areas can save your life.


Rule #4 Have eyes in the back of your head!
- Don't camp in one spot looking in one direction.
- Zombies can sneak up on you from behind.
- When in doubt, shoot!
- Develop a swivel neck. Always look out for zombies.


Rule #5 Your odds just improved if you follow someone with experience, resolve to win, and they have the right attitude.
- Find the guys that nuke, emp or are Bada$$es, they tend not to die!
- See that bada$$ guy, the one who just nuked 5x in a row, follow him, and whatever you do stay out of his way and cover his back. Just don't shot block him!




Rule#6 Always be prepared!
- Double check your load out before the game!

Some personal health tips from your Evil Nutritionist...

Rule #7 Eat that Scorpion!

- Yeah, I ate it this weekend. The orange tasted like vanilla and the scorpion was deliciously baked for a whole hearty taste.

- Be prepared to do what you need to do to survive.



Rule #8 Have a can of Whoop-a$$ and be prepared to open it at a moments notice.



Here endeth the lesson.

Evil

 

I can't give away all my secrets brah...well maybe next year when I start my YouTube channel.