A human being's guide on how to die on Official Minecraft Brawl Capture The Flag

Hello and welcome back to one of my dumb threads of dumbness! BTW, I think I went a bit too overboard with the jokes. Just saying.

Hey you! Have you ever wanted to be one of the godly Official Minecraft Brawl Capture the Flaggers and have your place in the death leaderboards??? Well you came to the right place, as today I shall teach you how to be the absolute best Official Minecraft Brawl Capture the Flag dier in all of History of History of History!!

Now there's 2 ways of being the best at dieing: the dishonorable, cheap and pathetic way or the glorious righteous honoured djiboutian way of the eggplants! I will teach you both!

OK, the first one is for those kebab nubz (nu offence kebab) who think their cool just because they shot down jet of mother Russia, aka the capitalists (haha roasted Untied Stats of Murcia hahaha).

Now to do the cheap and pathetic way, you have to do this:
1- Walk out of spawn
2- Have a friend spawncamp you
3- Die
4- Rinse
5- Repeat
With those 5 simple steps, you can die all you want, you capitalist pig (haha roasted Untied Stats of Murcia again hahaha).

OK, now for the glorious way used by my fellow honoured djiboutians:
1- do /Heavy
2- Walk out of spawn
3- Keep walking
4- Walk until you die
5- Repeat
And with those simple steps, you will become the greatest dier that there ever was in Official Minecraft Brawl Capture the Flag! Ciao!

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