[War Story] Characters Wanted!

• What characteristics do you want in your character? Bravery, sarcastic.

• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? A large gun.

• What team would you like to be on? Bandits!

 

How do you have time for this xDD

 

I'll be the leader of the blue team, an old legend arising from the ashes

 

• What characteristics do you want in your character? Skillful and Derpy
• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? VSS Vintorez (or any smaller sniper)

• What team would you like to be on? Blue Team!

 

• What characteristics do you want in your character?

I want my character to have questionable morals and even more questionable actions, making very unorthodox decisions for his team. In the process, his unorthodox decisions create very severe, yet very favorable circumstances for his team. In the process, my character also succumbs to a sever existential depression and starts questioning his existence in an irrational world where meaningless surrounds him. He feels alone and contemplates the value of his life in the universe's scheme. Why am I here? What am I here for? He is coping with the ramifications of realizing cynical truisms of existence. I'm going to die. I have to find my own way. I need to dig myself out of this hole. I want to transform this world as I see it into what I want it to be. But what about the ruins of destruction left in Harlem? What about racism? police brutality? I can't change these things. That kid with Down syndrome - he had no way to prevent his mental ailment. I can't control this. I can't control me. I can't reach my own ideals. No one understands me - everyone seems to fit into a mold, but what mold do I fit? I want to talk to people about these questions - but nobody gives a ****. I'm like Emily Dickinson, but with a 21st century twist. I don't like my smile. I'm not sure if I'm happy. I want to please myself, and by extension, others, but what about staying true to myself? I'm assassinating my character if I do so.
The previous contemplations are examples of this pall cast over his thoughts - reverberations of despondency elicits a dark gloom over his thoughts.

Also this man is physically endowed with a semblance of mediocrity that suffuses itself over every aspect of his temperament. He is also worried spiritually for his salvation among other seemingly life-threatening warnings of death - metaphorically, of course.

This man is called Craig. His last name is Cuppersuckle. He doesn't have a nose. He might be the reincarnation of Voldemort. Who the **** knows?

Additionally, this protagonist (if you would like to make him a protagonist) is excessively obnoxious because he literally questions everything. Why are butterflies called butterflies if they are not made out of butter? Can I bend the term "irrationalism" to serve a more rational ideology? Why does the back of my ear smell like a cesspool of the bacteria in my navel? What if aliens were actually humans trying to find a planet to repopulate again? What would humans look like in billions of years from now? Is Chex Mix the healthier option to Cheetohs? Why is my ass so moist all the time? All these questions, he grapples with.

• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying?

a severed arm with its entrails leaking out

• What team would you like to be on?

He's not on any team. He's a bystander to the absurd madness in front of him, to a manifestation of irrational, asymmetrical goals that result in death and suffering. He is not aligned with any party - in fact, in the solipsistic sense, he is aligned with himself, which results in his isolation.

I would also like the reader to know that Craig is disillusioned with the state of Mc-War even though he stopped giving a ****.

 

Bandit

• What characteristics do you want in your character? eh, idk you decide if you want to add me xD

• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? T-Geweher? If not, iso or some sniper.

• What team would you like to be on? Bandits

 

hai i iz turto n i has werds

 

Ayy you'll let me in?
No team with Glock tho, he smells of eggs

 

What characteristics do you want in your character? Hotheaded, suicidal, my traits.
What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? Riot Shield
What team would you like to be on? Yellow Team- Team Egg Yolk

 

• What characteristics do you want in your character? - Surprise me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? - Skull Crusher, of course!
  
• What team would you like to be on? - Red Team (Go Team Valor!)

 

• What characteristics do you want in your character? - Professional camper (jk) Allround professional gun handler
• What weapon do you want your character to be carrying? - Anything
• What team would you like to be on? - Bandits

 

Good idea but I see no very old players besides @Snail_5_. If this is a mc-war story it should have the old players in it. If it doesn't than it's not a mc-war story.

 

I want to be emotionless, only caring about myself and the best slayers we got. Bloodthirsty, taking on everything and everyone.
I want to have a split personality. One side of me is a calm strategist and the other side is a cold blooded and out of his mind crazy killer. Once one of my friends or teammates is too weak I am instantly going to turn on him.
I can change personality whenever I want to.
Weapon:
Famas, superarmor combo!
Team:
Since I am a bloodthirsty slayer, it would not make sense to put me on a team since I would murder everyone, teammate or enemy. The only ones save would be pretty much all the old schools.