King of the Hill

I scratch Zeus in the face (I am afraid of nothing) and fall from Olympus, spending one of my nine lives. I lure EPIC away from the hill with my fluffy adorable-ness and claim it as mine.

Gotta love that Percy Jackson

 

I beat born a lead sandwich, and take the hill. The hill is a lie!
ninjas again

 

After calling the grammar police to take Epic away to a school, I rest beneath my Christmas tree. Opening my eyes to see BB, I grumble and shoot him off the hill with powers given to me by Zeus. My hill.

 

Once again, I have my buddy Kirby to use Rainy's powers against her. The hill is mine.

 

God, this is tiring. Like 5 of my 9 lives are gone :V

I just kick Mokolee off of the hill and take it. I'm tired.

 

I faint Moko's Pikachu and put Moko's Kirby in a jar, where it cannot eat anything. My hill

 

Personally wondering why the hill is so wanted, I look around for Hunters. Spotting the band of immortal females under the watch of Artemis, words are exchanged between us. After point out TBG, they grin and take out their silver bows. Notching arrows into them, the females launch a volley of arrows at the poor animal. After succeeding their "hunt", they leave with a wave of their hand. I look back at the hill and smile. Mine once more.

 

I use a Max Revive on my Pikachu and I break the jar to free my Kirby. Now I'm going home, this battle for the hill is boring.

 

I get resurrected by Hades because of my cuteness, I think pick up Rainy's Christmas tree and follows me because she's so attached to it. I then bring it to Hades (somehow) and use it as payment. My hill.

 

(Hades shouldn't be affected by cuteness, but okay :V)
I crouch in the grass and make my way up the hill, ninja'ing TheBoyGenius from behind and pushing him, sending him rolling down the hill. I then play with a ball of blue yarn while I wait to be thrown/shoved/kicked off of the hill again.

 

After convincing Hades (mostly Persephone) to let me go, I catch a ride from the Argo II. Chatting with Leo, he gives me a few traps baited with fish. Thanking him, I look down to see the hill containing Born. Dropping down on it with Blackjack, I let the traps fall from my hands. After successfully catching Born, I lay down. My hill.

 

I go to Camp Half-Blood and talk to Chiron to use Rainy's tree as firewood. We then make a campfire on the hill and sing some songs. My hill

 

Letting out a small screech on the news that my precious Christmas tree was burnt, I storm to Camp Half-Blood. Bantering with the numerous tree nymphs, I finally get a clone or twin of it. Hitching a ride on Blackjack, I fly back to the hill. Smacking TBG soundly off of the hill, Blackjack is send on his way back. Mine.

 

I tell Percy that Rainy used Blackjack without his permission. Percy then uses Riptide in pen form to draw on Rainy's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up she runs away crying. My hill.

 

That would be a bit dangerous, considering that when Percy uncaps Riptide, it turns into a sword...

I kick TheBoyGenius in the face for making rainy cry, and shove him down the hill after taking Riptide from Percy and stabbing TBG with it. Mine once again.

 

My trainer uses a max revive on me, Percy then slaps Born off the hill, and PETA doesn't notice :V my hill

 

Promptly after telling Blackjack that I will give him sugar cubes if he tackles Percy, I make my way back up the hill (In horrible condition at this point) and claw TheBoyGenius in the face, before kicking him down the hill. Mine.

 

Riptide does have a pen form c: House of Hades.

Spotting Annabeth, I wave my hands wildly as I give her a large hug. One of my favorite characters. After discussing strategies to clear Born from the hill, we head to it. Taking a sword offered to me, I smack her lightly towards Annabeth. She smacks her back. Back and forth we go, until she is knocked into the sea below. Mine.

 

I like how you say 'lightly' smacked me before I get juggled...
I re emerge (Once again) from the sea that you knocked me into (again) with Poseiden as my helper (Again) and Poseiden distracts Annabeth (One of my favorite characters also) while I tackle you, and we go rolling down the hill. I leave you at the bottom, crawling back up the hill, a sopping wet and angry cat.

 

I thunderbolt Born and tell Hades to remove the rest of her lives. She is now in the Fields of Punishment. My hill