King of the Hill

I end up in the Fields of Punishment... ;_;

As I'm good friends with Poseiden, Poseiden convinces Zeus to tell Hades to let me go. So I make my escape (It's nice to have gods as friends) and make my way through the forest, back to the hill. At this point I'm just really tired, and I really want my hill, so I simply shoot TBG with my toothpick gun (Which I have with me at the moment irl) and claim the hill. Again.

 

Well that was disturbingly detailed...
I frame Adderr for stealing Zeus's lightning bolt and takes the hill while she goes on a quest to return it by the solstice :v

 

I tell Apollo that Cbsusd is imitating him. Apollo then gets rid of Cbsusd's sun powers and shoots him with his bow. My hill

 

I form the International Hill Destruction League, and have them demolish every single hill in the world expect the holy grail. No one can move the hill now. Next, I summon my army of ants and groundhogs to sneak me underground and take the hill. we dig a hole where TBG is standing and have him stuck in a hole that is over 500 yards deep. I then claim the hill, and set up land mines that blow up the person after the commenter below. MY HILL GOML.