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Sounds like my brother.

 

Situation:
You get on your plane expecting nothing out of the ordinary and this is your flight:
What do you do?

 

My family went to a renaissance festival recently. There were furries there.

 

furries are an anomaly because its either like, virologists and engineers or the dumbest ****ing people you could ever talk to because they don't know how to write a sentence without asterisks

 

I don't know any furries so I didn't know that was a thing. Give me an example furry sentence. :L

 

I know two furries, and I make love to them everyday!

 

it wouldnt be csgo if there wasn't at least 1 person in the lobby with a profile like this

 

Sure hope that this post is responding to me asking for an example of a sentence a furry might write... :L

This is why you should always keep a bottle of bleach-infused eyedrops next to you when playing CSGO.

 

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This. . . is exactly what I was hoping you weren't going to post @Gehenna_Beam. . .
I might just be missing a joke here, but in case I'm not, maybe Google the definition of "making love?" Just not on a work computer. I wouldn't exactly use that specific phrasing to refer to something I do to my pets . . . :v

 

Well, you know society. Look what it did to Joaquin Phoenix.

 

I . . . don't understand . . . We're talking about you, not society. You don't "make love" to your pets despite what some people might do. At least, that was my assumption. :L

 

I know what the world thinks when they hear "make love", but that's not the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of "making love".

 

I gotchu. Pretty sure that's actually the only way of taking that saying though. It's not just where my dirty mind goes. I've never heard it used in any other way before.

This sentence is so cursed.