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  1. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    Why did the Black guy go to the store???

    Because he was out of milk.
     
    #41 mrawesome9002, Dec 12, 2013
  2. jackson87

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    Why did little Timmy eat the potato?

    Cocaine.
     
    #42 jackson87, Dec 13, 2013
  3. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he loved me.
     
    #43 F1r3tar, Dec 13, 2013
  4. jackson87

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    Why did firestar walk across the road?
    To suck dick for crack.
     
    #44 jackson87, Dec 13, 2013
  5. _The_Ender_Boss_

    _The_Ender_Boss_ Well-Known Member

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    What's green and has wheels?

    The grass, I lied about the wheels...
     
    #45 _The_Ender_Boss_, Dec 13, 2013
  6. Rainys

    Rainys Well-Known Member

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    Why does England get so much rain?
    Because the Queen has reigned for 65 years.
     
    #46 Rainys, Dec 13, 2013
  7. AlexMc864

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    Why did Sally fall from the swing?
    She didn't have arms.

    *Knock knock*
    Who's there?
    Not Sally :V
     
    #47 AlexMc864, Dec 13, 2013
  8. DarkElixir

    DarkElixir Well-Known Member

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    Yo mamma soo fat we're all extremely worried about her health.
     
    #48 DarkElixir, Dec 14, 2013
  9. chikenanater011

    chikenanater011 Well-Known Member

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    a black guy fell into the mud but no one ever noticed.
    huehehehe {putty}
    what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? cancer. what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.
    what do you call a retarted cat? a handicat.
    HUEHEHEHEHE :cat:
     
    #49 chikenanater011, Dec 14, 2013
  10. Jared252525

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    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    "Where's my tractor?"
     
    #50 Jared252525, Dec 14, 2013
  11. chikenanater011

    chikenanater011 Well-Known Member

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    a guy went to a drug dealer to buy drugs and the drug dealer said "sorry your too short to get high"...
    NO DRUGS 4 U :troll:
     
    #51 chikenanater011, Dec 14, 2013
  12. ObamaTheReptile

    ObamaTheReptile Well-Known Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Will we ever know? I mean, it is a chicken, they don't have much capability for determining which is the better choice, and maybe he didn't realize that the car would hit him. Or maybe, just maybe, he was tired of everyone killing his family, and he didn't want the same fate as them, and he wanted to end the sadness before it destroyed him and he wouldn't be able to end it. Maybe anger and rage at the farmer for slaughtering his friends drove him to the breaking point, and he went insane, or maybe he wanted to force the farmer into starvation so the farmer could fell the same pain as his friends, only on a larger scale, so he would have his revenge, and the only way to do it was to get to the... "other" side.
     
    #52 ObamaTheReptile, Dec 14, 2013
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