Itz Da News - March 2k21

Charlie_0014 · Mar 28, 2021

Volume II, Edition I ... No. 69 no cap 1 April 2021 $4.20

Phrases “u*u” and “o*o” Banned
After a post surfaced an unnamed staff member was brought to light, this demining phrase was quickly banned and the staff member has been demoted and banned from the forums after leaving a Mod Honor post and walking out without a full-page apology thread. This crime against all of Brawl is more than just an isolated incident, as evidence of these atrocities has surfaced from as far back as March of 2020. We are actively working to remove these harassing phrases from Brawl.
The forums now have a double strike-through feature.

CTF - Builder Class
CTF just received the beautiful Spring Update, adding several new classes and features (they here: https://www.brawl.com/threads/77545/). But, we forgot to add in the most important class, so without further ado:
Recently, casual CTF has been plagued with players not playing to capture flags but just hanging out and potentially harassing other players. Instead of creating “rules” to negate this, the CTF Ideas Council has decided to create a brand new class to combat this. Boasting a Sharpness V Diamond Sword and Protection IV Diamond Armor (because, you know, safety on the job site is the #1 priority), the Builder Class can Build 3 different kinds of Huts, known as Hut #1, Hut #2, and Hut #3, and a Shack.
Gameplay

CTF Class Rotation
After several years of the same overpowered classes being free (you know, like Soldier), the CTF Ideas Council has decided to refurbish the class meta in casual CTF, bringing some of the more game-making classes to the forefront, enabling everyone to make a more meaningful impact on the game, instead of flying around and left-clicking other players as, let’s say, a Heavy.

Free: Archer, Elf, Dwarf, Mage, Builder
VIP: Engineer, Scout, Ninja, Assassin
MVP: Chemist, Necro, Pyro
ELITE: Heavy, Soldier

Build - Free World Only
At a recent Build meeting, we discussed the future of Build and decided, since Dez’s Free-Build experiment was such a success, the best course would be to eliminate all maps and turn build into three separate Free-Build worlds (one on each server). This will allow all players to build in a local, inclusive, and constructive environment. There will be no having to ask for perms, no getting kicked out of maps, no private chat channels, and no more loneliness. We believe this is the best way to progress on Build, creating an inclusive and creative community. This change will commence on April 2nd, at 12:00 am UTC to give players time to download their maps.

Raid - a MOD MUST BE PRESENT at every Fight
Lately, Raid players may have noticed a higher amount of auto bans recently and may be thinking something along the lines of, “trash anti-cheat,” but it’s Raid, so that was the clean version. But the auto bans are on purpose, you see your friendly Raid staff team has decided that to prevent any cheating during fighting, a Mod must be present to watch every fight. Any attempt to circumvent this rule will be met with extreme amounts of lag and totally correct auto bans.

War 3.0 #soon

In 2013, #soon became a reality, a meme of a never-ending amount of time. Then, in 2017, #soon became finite, a period of 4 years. And in 2020, War shut down, making #soon an obstacle and illusion. So...
You thought seven years was a long time? Well, think again, because War 3.0 is coming to Brawl! That’s right, in a #soon or two, an updatable/not cancer version of the game we all know and love, Mc-War, will be released!
#HYPE

Featured brawler
For far too long, Foodcourt has plagued the homepage. It is time for a change. In the past few months, one Brawler has completely stood out. This is someone who actively advises staff applicants, suggests incredible ideas, many of which have been done, and has brought to light several injustices in the community. That’s right, this is none other than @rmure! Thank you for your service.

Rmure’s million dollar idea: https://www.brawl.com/threads/76957/
Rmure’s injustice issue: https://www.brawl.com/threads/77522/

Featured Build
Sometimes, we forget the basics of Minecraft, so to present me this edition’s award, I present @NickManEA

NickManEA said: ↑

For this month’s featured Builder, we bring you someone special, someone whose skills are unmatched to the regularity you see, something out of this world. It’s Charlie_0014, with his extraordinary build, The Cube. Its design is so exquisite that you can see every one of the 3 dimensions, in a game that is projected in a 2 dimensional screen.

We at the Staff team decided hard, solved equations and travelled lands to find WiFi to announce to you, and to our beloved Charlie, what a great Builder he is.

For that Charlie, we bow to you and humbly present to you your BOTM medal, a Nobel prize of Artistry and a ~7mm boat.
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Group Advertisement
Have you ever wanted to join a group so prestigious its members have their own rank? Now you may be thinking, I’m not that active on Brawl, but don’t worry, once you’re in this is a membership for life! At this point, you’re probably wondering, how does this group get anything done? Well, you see, it’s not about how or when the job gets done. A three-month project from last May took, uhhh, well you see, that’s not the point. If you’re looking for a prestigious group that doesn’t play Brawl anymore head over to their forum pages and apply today! https://www.brawl.com/threads/66068/ and https://www.brawl.com/forums/315/.

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Featured Literature
The New Age of the Realm of Brawl, as it relates to Rokism.

Randy this took me 3 hours so I want story for each the events leading up to it said: ↑

It had been about a #soon since the Legend of Rokism, and the realm had moved into a new age. The Realm was now controlled by those who never knew the horrors of Myortvye and Chaploo, but was still plagued by their legacy. In this new age, Roke ascended from his red aura, not to the dark, crimson radiance, but to a new radiance, a color never seen by the Gifted Ones. This was the black aura, only bestowed to the greatest minds, who have not passed from the realm. This radiance has only honored four individuals, Lord Roke of the Forums, Lord Rhos of Build, Lord Eil of IP Checks, and D3 of memes. Roke may have resigned his red aura, but the black aura shines through him.
Roke had decided to move on past the Order, and possibly the realm, after his decrease in commitment, after the loss of his best friend Cuddled, who passed on from the realm many #now's ago. Though some still say Lord Roke reads every forum post.
In the time since the Legend, one gifted Random has come and gone from the Order of Gifted Ones. Random has become the definition of Post Staff Hypster Syndrome, a disease common among Gifted Ones who leave the Order. PSHS, in most cases, tends to be minor but manifests in the desires of the Gifted Ones. Rarely though, has it become severe, only in the cases of Snacks and Hitchens. Random's PSHS has manifested in his love for Roke. Over the #soon, Random has made numerous advances compliments of Lord Roke, showing his true love for him. And this has not gone unnoticed.
A similar form has developed in many Gifted Ones, including SoCool a respected member of the Order, who also obsesses over the Great Roke. Once PSHS has manifested, these Gifted Ones have developed a love for Roke, though Roke's love for everything but the Realm is purely platonic. Or is it?
Roke has not been himself since the passing on of Cuddled. For the great GreenPeas_, himself had prophesied her to him, they had been through the horrors of old together, separated by region, and achieved their red aura together. Roke even told the evil ones to give her the gold radiance.
It was during the coming of age of the new ruler when Cuddled first vanished. Cuddled had disappeared without a trace. For 8 #nows, Putty and Roke had to guide the Order of Gifted Ones, without Cuddled. This time was hard for Roke. He had to manage too many things at once. The Gifted Ones with gold auras helped him, but Roke had to endure it all, knowing Cuddled had left.
Though Cuddled found her way back to the realm of Brawl, her time was short. She had experienced many things on her journey and wanted to pass them on. This was extremely hard for Roke. They had stuck together with the world thrown at them and survived it together.
After Cuddled had passed on, Roke continued his duties, fighting off the hoards of ****posters United, a forum group for the behaviorally challenged; mediating between the Great Ones and the Gifted Ones; and interpreting the Holy Texts of the Order. Roke though was not satisfied. His love for Cuddled had left an empty void, that his love for the Realm could not fill. Some affected by PSHS say Roke had secret crushes for them and talk about their love children. Random is leading this effort and attempts to impress Lord Roke with every post.
Ascending to a black aura unbinds one from their duties to the Order. Those who achieve it are the greatest and are not bound by the strict code of conduct, allowing Post Staff Hypster Syndrome to manifest. Roke's may have manifested in his longing for Cuddled, making him want true love. He has since discussed Random's hopeless love for him.
Upon seeing the comments, Roke and Random denied them and hypothetically discussed how someone could make such comments if they did not love the other.
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Articles written by Me, Myself, and I. tho Me was pretty lazy ngl -I

Forum Scavenger Hunt
In this edition’s contest, we have a specially donated prize. Whoever finds the most “Hype Train” rated post on the Hypixel Forums will get Lifetime Elite courtesy of @Fireshadow007.

Trivia Question
Last edition's question was: How has Post Staff Hypster Syndrome manifested in @DeadRhos?

The answer is "He's obsessed with Forum Medals," No one answered, y'all are trash, get out.

This edition's question is: How long will it take for Build and Raid to update to 1.17?
The answer will be revealed along with the winner in the next edition of The Brawl News.

Comment Giveaway
Every edition of Brawl News now comes with the chance to win a month of global ELITE. To enter, just leave any kind of comment below. The winner will be announced in the next edition.

Last edition's winner: Yours Truly, Congratulations! Totally wasn’t rigged. I'm getting my elite @redslime

Top Contributor
Starting this past January, the top contributor in the Brawl Store, each month, receives a custom Cosmetic Tag! This past January's Top contributor is Yours Truly! @xxMineSheepxx can I actually have a custom tag pls

Top Reporters
Here are the players who submitted the most valid rule breaker reports.
February 2021

First: it's probs like @Warrey or someone (69 valid reports) - $15 coupon for the Brawl shop and a forum trophy!

Second: ngl @Warrey probs has enough for this too (another 69 valid reports) - $10 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Third: idk probs some1 like @Zerna (0 valid reports) - $5 coupon for the Brawl shop!

March 2021

First: @Warrey again ofc (69420 valid reports) - $15 coupon for the Brawl shop and a forum trophy!

Second: idk like @Fireshadow007 (like every chat report) - $10 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Third: probs @Zernaa (that 1 time she reported shadow’s alt) - $5 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Be sure to keep an eye out for pesky rule breakers to possibly rake in some prizes next edition!

Top Voters
We congratulate the voters below for their support:
February 2021

First: @Zarpin (probs 6969 votes) - $15 coupon for the Brawl shop and a forum trophy!

Second: @wulfi98 (like 2 votes) - $10 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Third: like who actually votes for this server - $5 coupon for the Brawl shop!

March 2021

First: @Zarpin (42069 votes) - $15 coupon for the Brawl shop and a forum trophy!

Second: @wulfi98 (like 2 more votes) - $10 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Third: @OCEAN_F1SH (no one cares) - $5 coupon for the Brawl shop!

Resignations
Ritzy
Atum
Phobia
redslime
915
Dezilla
sjuka_legogubbar
Carnotauros
Industrious
Miskey
NMHRODMAN1SBEST
scapezar
Swit2427
wintergreen3
yairster
AnonymousGalaxy
auromelt
Blessed
Bloomishly
CoCaptianBlue
Collector
Cross_Flame
Gyseline
inbc
Paddishly
puhdgy
Shundo75
wulfi98
Alting
FourBittenFS
mze
Redorian
TomD53
Trenny
Warrey
YinYangBear
Zernaa

Demotions
xxMineSheepxx (back to admin)
Squidward
SoCool21
Valkyrean
Fireshadow007

Promotions
Donald Trump - Owner
Ryguy - Co-Owner
Charlie_0014 - Senior Moderator
Pandanielxd - Trial Junior Moderator

Statistics
February monthly votes: 0 (-69696969 increase)
March monthly votes: 1 (-1 decrease)

Total mutes: couple million (shrug increase)
Total bans: 21 (9+10 increase)
Total players: like none (who cares increase)

Forum discussions: 69,696 (0 increase)
Forum messages: 420,690 (1 increase)
Forum members: practically 0 (-420 increase)

Champloo · Apr 1, 2021

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TheMel0n · Apr 1, 2021

LEZZGO IT'S DA BABY N-WORD

SoullessAngel_ · Apr 1, 2021

Wait what was I demoted to

TheMel0n · Apr 1, 2021

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

Statistics
Total players: like none (who cares increase)
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That's way to true lmao

Valkyrean said: ↑

Wait what was I demoted to
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You were demoted to banned, for not listening enough to your body.

Charlie_0014 · Apr 1, 2021

Valkyrean said: ↑

Wait what was I demoted to
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what's the raid equivalent of a ppm host?

TheMel0n · Apr 1, 2021

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

what's the raid equivalent of a ppm host?
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average: I do not go outside for walks and never shower.

SoullessAngel_ · Apr 1, 2021

TheMel0n said: ↑

You were demoted to banned, for not listening enough to your body.
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I ain’t listen to nobody >:v

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

what's the raid equivalent of a ppm host?
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Tic-tac-toe host *cough Muffin*

Zarpin · Apr 1, 2021

Glad I could contribute 42069 votes to the Brawl Server.

rmure · Apr 1, 2021

fix your forum

randomcitizen1 · Apr 1, 2021

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

Randy this took me 3 hours so I want story for each the events leading up to it said:
It had been about a #soon since the Legend of Rokism, and the realm had moved into a new age. The Realm was now controlled by those who never knew the horrors of Myortvye and Chaploo, but was still plagued by their legacy. In this new age, Roke ascended from his red aura, not to the dark, crimson radiance, but to a new radiance, a color never seen by the Gifted Ones. This was the black aura, only bestowed to the greatest minds, who have not passed from the realm. This radiance has only honored four individuals, Lord Roke of the Forums, Lord Rhos of Build, Lord Eil of IP Checks, and D3 of memes. Roke may have resigned his red aura, but the black aura shines through him.
Roke had decided to move on past the Order, and possibly the realm, after his decrease in commitment, after the loss of his best friend Cuddled, who passed on from the realm many #now's ago. Though some still say Lord Roke reads every forum post.
In the time since the Legend, one gifted Random has come and gone from the Order of Gifted Ones. Random has become the definition of Post Staff Hypster Syndrome, a disease common among Gifted Ones who leave the Order. PSHS, in most cases, tends to be minor but manifests in the desires of the Gifted Ones. Rarely though, has it become severe, only in the cases of Snacks and Hitchens. Random's PSHS has manifested in his love for Roke. Over the #soon, Random has made numerous advances compliments of Lord Roke, showing his true love for him. And this has not gone unnoticed.
A similar form has developed in many Gifted Ones, including SoCool a respected member of the Order, who also obsesses over the Great Roke. Once PSHS has manifested, these Gifted Ones have developed a love for Roke, though Roke's love for everything but the Realm is purely platonic. Or is it?
Roke has not been himself since the passing on of Cuddled. For the great GreenPeas_, himself had prophesied her to him, they had been through the horrors of old together, separated by region, and achieved their red aura together. Roke even told the evil ones to give her the gold radiance.
It was during the coming of age of the new ruler when Cuddled first vanished. Cuddled had disappeared without a trace. For 8 #nows, Putty and Roke had to guide the Order of Gifted Ones, without Cuddled. This time was hard for Roke. He had to manage too many things at once. The Gifted Ones with gold auras helped him, but Roke had to endure it all, knowing Cuddled had left.
Though Cuddled found her way back to the realm of Brawl, her time was short. She had experienced many things on her journey and wanted to pass them on. This was extremely hard for Roke. They had stuck together with the world thrown at them and survived it together.
After Cuddled had passed on, Roke continued his duties, fighting off the hoards of ****posters United, a forum group for the behaviorally challenged; mediating between the Great Ones and the Gifted Ones; and interpreting the Holy Texts of the Order. Roke though was not satisfied. His love for Cuddled had left an empty void, that his love for the Realm could not fill. Some affected by PSHS say Roke had secret crushes for them and talk about their love children. Random is leading this effort and attempts to impress Lord Roke with every post.
Ascending to a black aura unbinds one from their duties to the Order. Those who achieve it are the greatest and are not bound by the strict code of conduct, allowing Post Staff Hypster Syndrome to manifest. Roke's may have manifested in his longing for Cuddled, making him want true love. He has since discussed Random's hopeless love for him.
Upon seeing the comments, Roke and Random denied them and hypothetically discussed how someone could make such comments if they did not love the other.
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Boy, you've done me proud. I would absolutely expand upon the story if I could just fritter away my time like I used to be able to. For those of you who are curious of what this tale builds off of, see first here and then here.

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

Roke's love for everything but the Realm is purely platonic. Or is it?
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@Lord_Roke confirmed? u*u <3

rmure said: ↑

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Probs bc ur not Elite, skiddo. Works fine for me, lamoo.

mihyun · Apr 1, 2021

Charlie_0014 said: ↑

In this edition’s contest, we have a specially donated prize. Whoever finds the most “Hype Train” rated post on the Hypixel Forums

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maybe this one kekw

Buzzy357 · Apr 1, 2021

I dont know whether to be violently upset or extremely calm at this.

TheMel0n · Apr 7, 2021

Valkyrean said: ↑

I ain’t listen to nobody >:v

Tic-tac-toe host *cough Muffin*
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I always win that ****, unless it's against @Spasmodic we always tie

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