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Intro Anybody got a blender? (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MELONS)

Discussion in 'Intros & Outros' started by YouMightDie, Feb 17, 2015.

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Would you donate me a blender? If so what kind of blender? (Choose wisely :3)

  1. NO BLENDER FOR YOU I NOT NICE GUY!

    3.1%
  2. PREMIUM ALUMINUM BLENDER

    21.9%
  3. CHOCOLATEY WOODEN BLENDER

    15.6%
  4. DALMATION BLOOD STAINED BLENDER

    37.5%
  5. TOFU BLENDER

    21.9%
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  1. Jaemzs

    Jaemzs Ex-Build Team Member

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    I have one of those crappy plastic ones.... :3
     
  2. YouMightDie

    YouMightDie Member

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    not even on the poll. Tsk tsk tsk. Dissssapointment.

    :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
     
  3. tallscot

    tallscot sceptiiiiiii

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    @Mcemi

    You disappoint me 18.
     
  4. YouMightDie

    YouMightDie Member

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    Pssssssst, am I just a noob or does anyone else know what he's talking about? *whisper whisper whisper*

    Nvm, I just found that thread, hmmmmmmmmm,
    BLENDERS VS BELUGA WHALES
    WHO WINS?!?!?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!
    WHOS NEXT?! WATER VS MELONS!? BELUGA VS WHALE!?
    YOU DECIDE!!! NEXT WEEK ON EPIC OBJECT BATTLES (WARNING!!! May include animals and animated objects. Sorry, some random guy thought of the title, we fired him though, still we dont have enough money to afford a name change :/ I better call saul)

    But seriously, We need a seperate poll
     
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  5. 18kss

    18kss All is within

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    Errrr.... Wut?
     
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  6. dylan444409

    dylan444409 Active Member

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    tofu blender ftw. welcome to mcdona- mcbrawl. enjoy your stay with us and putty.
     
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  7. alleging

    alleging Well-Known Member

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    What happens when you blend Stride gum? I'm a fan of Stride gum as you can see...
     
  8. YouMightDie

    YouMightDie Member

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    My friend tried that once... He was a good person. :frowning:
     
  9. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    R.I.P. ;-;

    You know how gum gets when it's trying to blend. The stuff could toss an elephant into a trailer park it gets so angry. I'm sorry about your friend bro. Gum happens m8, gum happens. ;-;
     
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  10. YouMightDie

    YouMightDie Member

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    It was sad, he didn't chews this for himself. :frowning:
     
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  11. Mcemi

    Mcemi Active Member

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    Omg I'm so confused. But I was tagged so I'm assuming Beluga Whales are in here somewhere. The whales win. They always win.

    I saw melons.

    The squishy part of the Beluga Whale on it's head.

    It wins.

    Tyvm and welcome to life m8?
     
  12. YouMightDie

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    Herro and tanks for the reply. Btws, I don't actually know much about beluga whales. Are they from belgium? That would make sense. Belagium? We'll never know. Maybe they're chillin in Austrailia with the Unicorns. I dont know :frowning:.
    Dear Diary, give me a sign diary. pretty plz. :3





    BTWS, DIS IS CRAY CRAY I NO BRO BUT MCEMI JUST POSTED LIKE THE TOTALLY 50TH POST ON DIS HERE FRED OMG TOTS CRAY... TOTS CRAY. :3 :3 :3
     
  13. alleging

    alleging Well-Known Member

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    Haha nice one *snorts* I could blend gum cuz im the gum god PREACH IT BOI
     
  14. Mcemi

    Mcemi Active Member

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    The diary whispers, "They're from the Arctic brehhhhhh."
     
  15. YouMightDie

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    Psssssssst. Got any wood? Oak preferably. Matches? Any matches? The Ice must go. Global Warming vs. Beluga Whales... Quite a decision! I need to find these "Belguim Whales" as you call them. Side note, are they related to belguim waffles?
    btws cray cray raison bert, yao got any gasoline?? :3 :3 :3
     
  16. Mcemi

    Mcemi Active Member

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    NO ONE THREATENS THE BELUGAS.
     
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  17. YouMightDie

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    I sorry, I wersent gonn hurt dem, I was jus gonna destroy their habitat, friends, and third/twice removed cousins. Its not like I was gonna sell the rights to Belgua Whales to gigantic food companies orrrr anything.

    Ring Ring...
    Susan: Herro, this is macdonalds speaking, how can I help yao?
    Me: I have found them...
    Susan: Ermagerd!!! I'm calling Ronald right nao!!
    Ronald: Give me location right nao! We are gonna upgrade our dog meat into beluga whale meet! We give you 1 billion dollah right nao!
    Me: Muhahaha, just dont tell Mcemi. If you do... you might die.

    :3 :3 :3
     
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  18. Mcemi

    Mcemi Active Member

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    Evil. . .
     
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  19. NMHRODMAN1SBEST

    NMHRODMAN1SBEST WarZ | Ex Staff

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    I think I like this guy
     
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  20. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    k, let me get the tree-hugger emergency line's number...

    RING RING
    Unknown: Hello, you have reached the TEL (Tree-hugger emergency line), how may I help you?
    Me: Yeah, we have a situation... contact the boss...
    Unknown: OH! OK! I'll get him on the line.
    *hold music*
    GreanPeas (Leader of GreanPeace XD): Random, is that you?
    Me: Yeah, YouMightDie just brought up McDonalds and Belugas...
    GreanPeas: *Readies ban-hammer* Say again?
     
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