Wintergreen3 - Will you be my Valentine?

So there's been this whole 'Valentine's Day' thing going on around here and let's be honest...





It's pretty lame.

I mean look at those 'valentines'. My goodness gravy I'm not gonna lie those are pretty concerning. Like look at that one from AlexisRose. So rude. That's no way to talk to a lady!

As such, I have a valentine of my own to deliver, an expression of my love that cannot be bought by Brawl, that can reach the highest mountain, and delve into the deepest sea. @wintergreen3, this one's for you:

Winter - sang to J. Bieb's "Baby"

Whoa
Whoa there
WHOAA BABY

You know you can't stand me me, I know I know
Just friendzone me whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my...

OH GOD

DON'T DO IT JUSTIN!
MOM SAID NO! DO IT FOR MOM

Anyway... As you know,
We should, probably, sometimes ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Winter, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say you headshot me FOR THE FIFTIETH FREAKING TIME and look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like...

Winter, winter, winter,
OHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter
SH*TTT
Like winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHH
I thought you'd always be mine

Winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter
NOOOOOOO
Like winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHH (why do I keep saying that? lol)
I thought you'd always be mine

OHHHHH, for you I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we aren't (smoking weed) together,
And I wanna play it cool, but I'M LOSING YOU WINTER
I'll buy you anything, I'll even buy you that cheap Walmart sh*t,
And I'm in pieces, winter talk to me,
And just skype me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe that you, winter won't be around,

And I'm like
Winter, winter, winter,
OHHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter,
NOOOOOOOO
Like winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHHH
I thought we could skype anytime,

(good lordy lord, what was J Biebs on when he wrote this lmao)

Winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter,
GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!
NOOOOOOO,
Like winter, winter, winter,
OHHHHHHHH
I thought we could skype anytime,

[Ludacris:]

Ayy IT'S YO BOY LUDACRIS IN DA HOUSE DAWGGG!
WHOOOO!

LUDA! (dafuq does that mean) When I was 17, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to you winter,
And nobody can ever come between us or could ever friendzone,
Winter, you have me going crazy, oh, I'm star-struck in love,
Winter, you woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks. (lol that is too funny)
Winter, you make my heart pound, it skipped ten beats when I see you in the game and
It makes me say awkward sh*t like this but you know how it is and,
At spawn you make my kidneys dance on Opposites but I really wanna see you on Blackout.
Winter knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing xDDDDDDD
xDDDDDDDD
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying,

HOLY SH*T WE'RE GOING HARD

Winter, winter, winter,
OHHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter,
NOOOOOO

I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU WINTER,
DON'T DO THIS TO ME GIRL!!!

Like winter, winter, winter
OHHHHHHHH
I thought we could say awkward things anytime,

Winter, winter, winter,
OHHHHHHHH
Like winter, winter, winter,
NOOOOOOO
Like winter, winter, winter,

oh screw this stupid song.

Hey winter, look I've known you
And this is crazy,
But here's my heart,
So be my Valentine,
Maybe?

Hey guys, thanks for listening in! If you liked this song and want to see winter be my valentine then please, punch the WINNER button IN THE FACE like an @BAWSS5!

(@wintergreen3 I really do think you are a kind and amazing person even though I only know you from in game and skype. I really do. So yeah, I apologize for any un-intended awkwardness. I hope this made you laugh Have a nice night)

@Shawn_
@Skarm
@LordChaos_92
@Ducksfan101 (for peer pressure)

 

MY LOVE CAN'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW WINTER

 

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME @wintergreen3

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