[Squad] WHITE POWER

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WHITE POWER

Are you white?
Have you had a hard time breaking the news to your friends?
Do you feel awkward when black people stare at you?
Have you ever felt ignorant around Asians?
Do you feel oppressed?

Good evening to you.
We are the White Power Squad.

Our mission:

To make you comfortable in your own whiteness by surrounding you with people just like you!

Here are some things we believe:
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1) We believe the WHITE race is the master race.

The best Brawl players are the whitest Brawl players. Look at @LordChaos_92! Best Brawl player I've ever seen. That guy's skill is YUUUUUGE! Whitest guy I've ever seen. Whiter than paper. Put a drop of white-out on him and you'd never know the difference. Makes the albinos look like Ben Carson!

Whites are our last hope against the Asian American takeover. Just yesterday, I saw three Asian people online on a server with FIVE people on it. Mark my words, they have been sent here by China to exploit CTF.

Between them and the Mexicans, I don't know whose worse. I just don't. It's like asking me to choose between Ted Cruz and Jebra!

Neither of them will make CTF GREAT AGAIN!

But you know what will?

WHITE POWER

2) We believe in banning immigrant Brawl players from CTF.

You know what I like to call immigrant Brawl players? Ignorant Brawl players! We don't need any more ignorance in CTF when we have people like @TOM_SAYS and @lionafp! Terrible people, terrible it's just awful.

You know we're going to do this? We're going to build a wall between the Brawl lobby and CTF.

It will happen. @NomNuggetNom has endorsed this plan and believe me no one builds walls better than Nom.

It will be a great big beautiful wall. It will be called the TRUMP wall.

3) We believe Jesus was white.

Let's be honest, if Jesus was a Muslim why the hell was he preaching peace?

4) We believe in making CTF Great Again.

We will make CTF GREAT AGAIN! It will happen.

No tin foil hats are necessary.

5) We believe in the immediate demodding of @wintergreen3 for rejecting my Valentine

What do you think of when you think of wintergreen? Here's what I think of her: LAAAAMEEEEE!!!

Seriously, is she like the Megyn Kelly of CTF or what? Sooooo passive aggressive. Say anything to winter and she'll take like 5 years to respond. Who has that kind of time? And you know what's worse? When you FINALLY get a response she's like "ahaahahahHURRRRHAKASHDHEJEhueHhauhurrrr!!!"

Just random screams you know. I was in a call with her a while back and it was terrible. It was like listening to PewDiePie all over again. Like, the only call I've ever been in that actually MADE me want to do my homework was the one with winter. So bad. SOOOO bad.

Lets be honest here anyone who isn't good enough for a call with Trump isn't good enough for CTF. Period.

#demotewinter2k16

In Closing:

The WHITE POWER squad will be a hostile & 0% accepting place for everyone who is not WHITE, does not believe in WHITE POWER, and does not support TRUMP 2016 in this community and are who looking for more friends p*ssy ass communist sympathizers.

Other than that feel free to join WHITE POWER any time! LETS MAKE CTF GREAT AGAIN!

Our slogan (feel free to put it in your signature!)



Members:

(W.I.P.)

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Thank you for your time and I hope WHITE POWER is the right squad for you!
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@BAWSS5
@Iosif_Stalin
@Aceblue2

 

As the fearless leader of WHITE POWER I find you lack of whiteness disturbing.

100% WHITE 100% PROUD!