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Geography Now! CTF

Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by Deppuccino, Apr 17, 2016.

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    It's been a while since I've done a thread in the "The ... of CTF" series. How about we call this something that's not "The Geography Now of CTF"? And yes, I will without shame copy Geography Now on this one.

    It's time to learn Geography Now!

    OK, let's dissect the flag.
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    As you can see, the flag consists of 2 flags, 2 blocks of wool, a band of red going down the left side of the flag but not quite reaching center, the other side of the flag divided in between blue and purple, and in the corner are 3 symbols.

    The 2 flags signify the 2 flags of each map.
    The blue symbolizes the blue side of the map as well as those TBF skrubs.
    The Purple is there cuz it looks cool.
    The red stands for, everyone say it here with me now, THE BLOOD OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOUGHT FOR THE COUNTRY. It also symbolizes the red half of the map.
    The wool blocks symbolize CTF's community's continuous strive for bringing back wool, as well as trending #BringBackWool, and it also symbolizes how amazing wool is and the population never giving up on their dreams of having wool back.
    The 1st symbol at the top right corner symbolizes @NomNuggetNom, that one person who's in charge of getting **** done around here, and our faithful, trustworthy and invaluable admin.
    The 2nd symbol symbolizes the wide away of dank memes that are the foundations of the CTF community.
    The 3rd symbol symbolizes our Lord and Savious KollVenk, who shall always guide us towards the light and that will always be watching over us and making sure we are MLG Swaglr0ds.


    CTF has some weird-ass borders. Let's see them.

    POLITICAL GEOGRAPHY.

    CTF is an island nation. Nuff said.
    Ha ha ha you thought it was that simple.
    CTF has territories spanning all over the world. It is separated into 6 regions (Capture, Flag, Recover, Steal, Drop, CTF's Amaze Colony) and a **** ton of arenas.
    Its arenas are located all over the world, like Beaver Creek in Porkeria, Blackout in Jaydan and Divergent Strike in Welliway, as well as lots of arenas in CTF itself (Islands, Unholy Faith, Desert Strike, etc...).

    OK, that's it for that. Moving on...

    PHYSICAL GEOGRAPHY.

    Tropical, with grasslands in the center of the main island. Deserty inland in the colony. Depends on the arena.

    Welp, that was easy.

    DEMOGRAPHICS.

    OK, starting off, these are the population's demographics:

    upload_2016-4-17_21-15-49.png
    NOTE: When I say Brawlers, I mean Brawlers who are actually good at the game xD

    Everyone except the MCPVPers follow local religions, whilst MCPVPers follow either Memeism or Killwhorism... which are both child religions of the mighty KollVenkism.

    OK, that's it.

    FRIEND ZONE.

    Oh, this is a list of ships in CTF? No? OK. Oh yeah, relations.

    MCPVPers love evrybody except Mineplex (cuz **** Mineplex Mineplex is nub) and Banners.
    CTF in general loves evrybody and evrybody loves CTF.

    And that's it for Geography Now!: CTF! Next episode will be about Potatoland!
     
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  2. Doctor_Noah

    Doctor_Noah Well-Known Member

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    mineplex is a pretty good server
     
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  3. ExtremeEvoboost

    ExtremeEvoboost CTF Media Man

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    Uh uhm well... Good job? Thank you for all your hard work studying and making this high quality article. Meanwhile we were getting our asses handed to us. Thanx
     
  4. Skarm

    Skarm Active Member

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    i hate mineplex it sucks man heck dude
     
  5. rmure

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    i give u 504049839392% a++++++++++++ on ur geography homewurk ser
    if you enjoy people raging in capslock and horrible hit detextion
     
  6. NomNuggetNom

    NomNuggetNom Professional Breaker

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    Very well done. No spoilers on the Congo episode please, I haven't seen it yet.
     
  7. obikenobi21

    obikenobi21 Delta Force Jedi

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    Why is the 5% Brawler on the pie graph the exact same size as the 15% McPvPer

    h4x
     
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  8. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    As a geography undergraduate, I approve
     
  9. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    Am I a Brawler or a McPvPer?
     
  10. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    You have way too much time on your hands.

    (Yes, I know its ironic I said that. Very funny)
     
  11. Jilin

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    Geography was harder when i was ye age
     
  12. Birdgirl

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    Excellently researched, brilliantly presented, detailed figures... I don't think I could have presented this better myself!
     
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    It's also got a very, very strange emigration rate. Some would even say that nobody ever leaves.

    However, a lot of people go missing. The country's political landscape is very turbulent, it wouldn't be surprising if they were assassinated.

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    It's birdgirl!

    Notice me senpai!
     
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  14. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    You have been noticed.
     
  15. GreenNature

    GreenNature Nature is Creative

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    We should build a wall with a small loan of a million dollars.
     
  16. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Ty ty I spent hours on hours researching what the hell the purple and the Donald Shrek meant.

    @Admiral_Memeson I had the entire evening on my hands and I couldn't be bothered to work out how OBS works.
     
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    You have such a wild fantasy... o.o I wish I still had that...
     
  18. Risabu

    Risabu Active Member

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    Wtf why

     
  19. jarboyp

    jarboyp Bunny Defender

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    It is pretty good at copying gamemodes and extracting money from 5 year olds.
     
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  20. xMadeleine

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    drink bleach

    i know a lot about congo too man

    that is so ironic xDD
     
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