What we do here is go back

The inoffensive:
-No armor in case someone believes that killing animals for leather armor is wrong, or if they believe creating armor out of gold, iron, chain or diamond shows the inequality in the system
-No weapons to pacify the pacifists. To this end when using this class the player is muted in the chat to prevent them from potentially verbally abusing another player
-Has no shield, because that shows inequality in the system since no other class has a physical shield.
-By using the T button, instead of bringing up the interface to type, it instead it automatically uses a newly implemented command /yaa, standing for You're all amazing!
-10 rabbit spawn eggs. These eggs automatically spawn baby rabbits. These rabbits cannot be hurt using any sources of damage (because killing rabbits would offend someone)

 

inb4 sweetlava cries about thread.

 

lmao true

Italian
-In chat, when message goes through message is rewritten to look like it has an accent.
-4 Salami (Steak)
-Has 10 flaming hot throwable pizzas that insta-kill
-No armor

 

Stubborn Millennial class-

Full leather armor (no chesplate ofc to free the nipple).

Fists- Nicknamed "Fists of what I claim is Equality", use to beat up anyone with opposing views. Deals double damage to those disgusting, racist Islamophobic homophobic trans-phobic misogynist bigots called white males.

Special Ability, "Voice of obnoxious justice"- Use to ignore all facts. You may store up to 306 charges :^) , and upon activation, chant "not my president", dealing global damage to anyone who didn't vote for Hillary.

Passive- Anti Privilege. Cis, white males don't have an opinion or a need in this society. Upon entering the game, any cis white males will be made invisible to the Stubborn Millennial. Cis white males then will do negative damage to the Millennial, as the millennial won't even listen, care, or have a rational argument in fear of a total meltdown of people disagreeing.

 

Snoop dog
Weed: gives you nausea and makes dank memes fly across the screen

 

Me

 

Shame on you @Dankmastr_Memesn for caving to liberal intolerance!

 

Ah just can't keep my name outta your mouths

Shame on you for not even being able to kill me once in CTF today. Smh.

Trump supporter class

This class will come with a bright blonde wig and some pretty little "I <3 Putin" stickers.

Full gold armour and Gold sword- because thats the closest thing to Trumps bright cheeto orange face.

Ability- Able to throw little Trump dolls with "Wrong" imprinted on it at the enemy. Does no damage, but Trump supporters don't care because MAGA.

Optional- Has little minion cats so they can attack Hillary supporters. These cats follow Trumps motto of "grab em by the *****".
These little fellas will also carry bricks with them so they can build that goddamn wall.

 

So is this the if you can't beat'em, join'em scenario?

jw

 

Nope.

I liked what was said here ^ and from some of the comments I read it wasn't like the other thread. Lets just say its a level down from the other.

 

Asian class

Fist:
Activates fist of fury and burst into kung fu moves dealing 8 hearts of damage to other players
Paper- Math barrage (weakens player and poison that does 50% damage per tick due to the fact that math apparently causes problems for people, not them solving it)
Jukebox- (Renamed Piano talent)
heals all team mates by 100%

EDIT: hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, but I added all the good points of being an asian seen by other races

I'm asian too
dw

 

Shhhhh, what's done is done, @obikenobi21 teach the young padawan the ways of the force

Stereotype class:
American White Male

Weapon: Stick Enchanted with Curse of Vanishing

Armor: Leather Chestplate and leather boots

Passive: Boredom- The experience bar will fill fully every step

Active: When the Boredom meter is filled, the white male gains the option to use the stick on his d*ck and upload a video of it to youtube. This ability causes every player viewing the white male to instantly do the same, all uploading the videos to youtube. Unfortunately, this causes all players who take part to die at the sudden loss of man's best friend.
I have footage of this class in action, although I highly advise all American White Males to watch at their own risk, as the effects are contagious.

 

Memesen irl

 

Class: Make America Great Again

Armor:
x1 orange dyed leather boots
x1 orange dyed leather pants
x1 orange dyed leather chestplate
x1 yellow dyed leather helmet

Weapons:
x1 Wood Axe
x9999 Bricks
x1 Customised Banner

Perms:
World Edit (/copy, /paste)

Skills:

Create giant walls of 3 blocks high or above.

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(there is no intention to denigrate any political party with this post)​

 

China class

yellow dyed leather armor (cap, tunic, leggings, boots)

yellow dye (renamed spit) - deals poisoning and blindness

books - kills everyone since many people hate reading (;cccc)

football/soccer - spawns in a goal. Right click to try and kick it in. Fails 99.9% of the time because china suk at football/soccer. If failed, everyone in a radius of 5 gets hurt.

Passives - blindness I because squinty eyes