Comments on Profile Post by iMacro

No there isn't, all the website must be glitched. All the randomcitizens seem to be glitched and unavailable except this guy, who is real. https://namemc.com/profile/e4d15117-2f50-4b29-a91b-02fd35488b16 WHO IS THIS RANDY?!?!

It's cold help me

I had a 57k bounty today, until @_Featherpaw_ arrested me >:V. I would of gotten away if it wasn't for those meddling hills >:C, I got bailed out anyways. Since I can pay back 57k. Pft Wasn't second on the leaderboard. Anyways, Im going to go for 5 mil tomorrow when WW IS ACTUALLY UP >:V

Wait why do I have 750k now, wut. Rip 4 mil.

Seriously Mark, what is going on? I'm so confused after talking with you yesterday. :v

(1776)

NEW NAME ANYONE? My other two accounts are now VampireRubio and MarcoScrubio. This is the best day of my life.

Marco Scrubio?
LoL
Best name ever

Skull you're drunk, go home.
(1779)

You guys know that bit at the end of the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where Voldemort is reborn with the help of Wormtail? WELL THE DARK LORD RUBIO SHALL RISE AGAIN. "Bone of the unknowingly given" *tosses Reagan's bones in the cauldron* "Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed" *Jeb Bush cuts off his donger and throws it in the cauldron*

"Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken" *Tries to take Hillary's blood but she has only oil because of all the donations from big oil companies so they cut open Bernie instead* THE DARK LORD HAS RISEN. NEVADA KADAVRA

What have I created, talking about politics all the time. I've created the political maniac.

Omg skull. XD

Gratz randy for sheriff

tyvm, it's harder than it looks because you can't shoot first and as strong as the guns are, they're slow. :v

(1785)

I'm still waiting for Roke to get on to give me, my rank :V

Hey guys! Pollen is essentially plant sperm, so Hay Fever is an STD... And since no one inhales pollen voluntarily, I conclude that we're all constantly being raped by trees. Have a nice day!

BREAK OUT THE NOSE CONDOMS

I can't even.

(1789)

@Sir_Inge has the right idea! We need to prepare to defend ourselves! The naturiarchy is trying to oppress us! HUMANS MAKE 79 CENTS FOR EVERY DOLLAR A TREE MAKES.

@Veribayd want sum love

ScrubioTheNoobio. :v RarcoMubio. :L I love messing with the candidates' names.

(1792)

lag

Lemme tag sum skorbs

@Pyrotheum @DeCasperr

@Pyrotheum is a skorb not me

rip DeCasperrs alerts. You realize that you will now be spammed with alerts for eternity, right? This post was created July last year and is 1797 posts long. :v

Why am I still tagged in this? >;L

Why are we still doing this :V

Please, get me outta here ;-;

For Nxy: Because you decided to post here. :V
For nimai: Because it's fun and we have to break the 2k barrier. :v

(1801)

If you want out, you would have to go back and delete every post you made in the entire convo Nxy. :v

(1802)

Crap I forgot

oh hell no...

Guys I think we need some more victims. I'll wait a few posts after this, tag some unsuspecting innocents and ask them to post here. THEN IT BEGINS. But like stay cool guys, we don't want our victims to suspect anything until it is too late. VampireRubio knows a thing or two about ensnaring victims :>

indeed c;<

cloudy pls do not disturb me with ur presence, i have an actual worry i will laugh so hard that my Rubio-fangs will fall out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM ****ING DONE AHAHAHAHAHAHDGFORBWJSKDNIEM

I would random.. I'm just.. too.. lazy.. ;-;

Henis, your fangs have already fallen out.

Then suffer the consequences of ur laziness. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(1810)

Why is this still going?

Why? This has ought to be a joke.

Why not? Mark (iMarco) & Random intended for a extremely long post.
There's also an option to disable profile alerts if you're wanting to not have 30+ every day.

IOSIF AS MY COMMUNIST OVERLORD, I MUST REPORT TO YOU THAT YESTERDAY IN TEAMSPEAK, MY RIGHT OF TALK POWER WAS TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE OF MY EXTREMIST LEFT-WING VIEWS. WE MUST RETALIATE IN AN APPROPRIATE AND VIOLENT MANNER. #CUDDLEDISAFASCIST

Stop coming me Marco ;-;

iMarcoRubio LOL

"If I were President, I would put all the rich Wall Street bankers in the same prison they put Magneto in X-Men, but they would NOT be let out for any sequels." - Bernie Sanders

@Aboves ur bad but tag cause VampireBernie

lol iMarco. :v Banned for not putting all the noobs on wild west on welfare. :v

(1817)

Everyone on Brawl has been impacted by this face reveal. Randy don't fall to the dark side.

I might pm a friend or two one, but I am NOT putting it up for all to see. You'll just have to ask them how sexy I am irl if you can find who I show. ;v

(1819)

Random I can already see everything I need to through your bedroom window :v

It's totally going to be me