Intro Anybody got a blender? (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MELONS)

I like U2 :3 (Not you, the band durh)

But serioussssly, tanks for da reply! YAY!!!!!

Plz dont ban me it was my brother on mi account"
I dontate much money to this server and help lots!
I so sorrrrrrry
My brother cut the phonelines and replaced them with copper! Darn tootin that copper be meesin up my speakin!

:3 :3 :3

 

Why'd you just say that I wasn't funny?
You don't even know me
I could be the freakin bestest comedieran evar and maybe i'm jsut warming up and in the future I'll be the pure leader of all jokes in the entire world and you will rooh this day. But, that probably won't happen because we'll all be triangles by then. Oops said to much (cough, illuminati confirmed, cough)

But srsly, plz be nice
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A message brought to you by third graders everywhere :3

Sorry to make you sad or anything but all this thread has been so far (except for a few nuaghty nuaghtys) is pure happiness and humor showing me that this community is a very diverse and optimistic group and I have a dream that I will find a very comedic and unnatural position within this group!
- Martin Luther King

Actually, I must thank you though. Thanks for replying!
Mainly because this thread was like a week old and I thought it was dead, now it shall live on :3
#Post63

No hard feelings bro, im just a little drama king :3

 

No. If I had... ummmmmm you dont need to hear that.

TRIANGULAR SQUARESSSSSSSSSS (ILLUMINATI APPROVED)

if you tell anybody about this slight encounter with the fourth wall then youmighdie :3

SEE WAT I DID THERE MON AMIGO

give me some paster right ner im a DownieCop :3

#threadliveson

 

Illuminati Confirmed?
(YESH)

I like my lungs are about to give out... because of all the laughing. DDDDDDDDDD
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
btws,,,, lel

 

You dun got me :O

 

Lel, I remeber finding this 4 years ago.
Waiiiiiiittttttttt!!! STOP RIGHT DERRRE!
Lemons are fruits.
Pears are also fruits
A P-E-A-R contains 4 letters.
I found this 4 years ago.
Illuminati confirmed.
What else is confirmed?
Proofs are confirmed.
P-R-O-O-F is 5 letters
F-I-V-E is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters
F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters F-O-U-R is four letters..............................................................................................
Orange you glad I didn't say "F-O-U-R is four letters" again
WAIT!!! Here are all the fruits that have been spoken of:
Lemon
Pear
Orange
LPO? LegalPronounsOrchestrah! That is an orchestrah in the illuminati festival but wait there is more! How many multiple pronouns:
They
You
We
There is 3 Pronouns and 3 Fruits.
3+3=6
6/3 = 2
2 + 3 = 5
FIVE
F-I-V-E IS FOUR LETTTTTERS
F-O-U-R IS FOUR LETTTTTTERS.
QED: The illumnati of squares has just been proven.
Que the lost music.
DO DO DO DO
:3

P.S. The fourth vote on my poll is Dalmation Blood Stained Blender. DBSB.
DorothyBeatriceSusanBellamy. Now, what name is not of an old lady?
BELLAMY
BELLAMY = THE 100
So 100 square illumninatis exist
100/4 = 25
25*3 = 75
There are 75 real illuminatis orrrrrrrr

Illuminati = Area 75

DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO

 

Confirm = Conform - o + i
Con = with in spanish
Form = annoying papers
Sister With Annoying Papers
We call that an accountant.
Your sister is an accountant.
Mcgiverly Law Insurance Confirmed.

 

WELL DUH I WANNE SEE BADRY!!!
(is it blender?) If it is send me a 3d micro link)