The most ridiculous thing you've ever done in ctf

Forming Duck Squad

Also ending @CatEars' 27 ks.

 

awwwh gawwwd, it's a dorf

 

Eating duck

 

It's official, I want to join the duck squad now

 

omgf I wnat to jion duk skwad1!1!1!!1!1!!!1!1

 

omfg xD

 

Punch wars in enemy territory, chilling at mid, targeting hackers with engineer turrets, webbing enemy spawn, racing to be the first in enemy spawn, mlg cobwebbing with the flag, joining @mh__ 's instructional class, leading my medislugs in battle, attempting to trade with villagers outside of the map, battling the Quarrelt statue final boss, attempting the CTF fitness challenge, having a large-scale anti-recov squad defend me, trying to instruct calm and healthy yoga at mid, and selling quality furnaces for victory.

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I potspammed a potspammer using Elf once

 

• trying to get into spawn boxes
• pyro camping the enemy spawn on opposites collide w/ @Cooking_ and @Inifinity
• trying to steal my own teams flag
• attempting to play archer in a team match
• when @snowtucs tried to punch me to the enemy flag and back
• any time i try to play archer
• going to @mh__'s class
• filming @mh__ without him knowing
• trying to be nice to @mh__ god only knows how long ago what the **** was i thinking
• this was on build but taking @Chactation to the blue team then having a war with @Krabzz with pistons with chac in the middle of it
• winning that and taking @Chactation to the blue team
• giant medic teams
• playing ctf daily
• trying to truce with randies
• derping out in the middle
• engineer camping w/ lots of people
• trying to film a tfw trailer w/ @Doctor_Noah

i dont even objective half the time

 

lolll Good times.

 

trying to throw cobwebs and getting them stuck in my face is a really big one of mine too

 

Going afk with the flag

 

Nah I went ninja when I tried capping the flag and I had to go to the toilet real bad so the flag got recovered

 

13:37 couldn't steak right at the flag rip

 

• Making tons of random soldier parkours during T server events
• Other crazy modding escapades (especially making thousands of cages for @XavierTyson)
• "Dancing with the N00bs"

 

Trying to team with another player. Me and him teamed, but everyone (and I me EVERYONE) attacked us. It was never meant to be ;-;

 

• Thinking I could win absolutely ANYONE except Sporty in a 1v1.
• Thinking I could go "THIS IS SPAARRTAAAA!!!" on Chimmichanga from above in Kill Creek.
• Thinking I could get away with retelling @Unifier 's backstory.
• Thinking I could get away with denying the Unicorn Gods' existence.
• Thinking I could get a single game in without being sniped by @LordCh4os at least once.
• Thinking I was going to see @ZCOZZ ever in a CTF game.
• Thinking I could ever beat @LordCh4os in a 1v1.
• Thinking I could get away with surviving @wintergreen3 for more than 5 minutes without suffering from her later in life.
• Thinking I was good at Archer capping.
• Thinking I could experience someone saying something hilarious in chat.
• Thinking my younger sister could ever grow up to be as good at Minecraft as me.
• Thinking I was good at Xbox 360 Minecraft.
• Thinking one of my friends could ever be as good at CTF as me.
• Thinking @wintergreen3 was a boy.
• And worst of all, Thinking that at least someone would be impressed when I got 10 subscribers on youtube.

 

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