Racist Class Ideas

YELLOW ASIAN.
Yellow dyed leather armor.
Wooden sword named 'Japanese War Fan'
Steak named 'Rice,Not Eggroll.'
Water bottle named 'sushi pls,sugoi sugoi hentai'

 

Yes, yes, yes

 

Belgian:
Gets a Skype icon (with texture pack)
Friends on Skype
10 wooden planks
An iron ingot

Skype is to ruin your own and other's life
Friends are to be lost
Wooden planks for a shelter against the hate on you
Iron ingot is used as microphone to apologize when no one can/wants to hear it

And now if you still don't know, I'm sorry for what I did. Stop hating on me now!

 

I'm sorry, but the wooden planks should be used to make rude things, signs saying Hi and Boats & Hoes, and a proper pro shelter is made by digging 3 blocks into the ground and placing a block on the surface layer.

Do you want Murican class to also have a shotgun, a rocket launcher, a sniper rifle and a plasma cannon?

 

No, they need a m16 derrr.

 

M16 Assault Rifle

 

the struggle english people will have saying hagelslag <3

 

Let's not forget big ass guns xD

 

North Korean:

Leather boots and that's it bcuz North Korea is poor.

Kim ul-sung: gives you immunity to nothing bcuz everyone knows Kim Ul-sung is not eternaleternal.

Kim Jon-un: gives you weakness 10 for 5 secs.

Total dictatorship: Control all your teammates.

Misery: get poison 150 for 10 secs.

The Bomb: Instakills everything, but takes an hour to fire.

A big gun: shoots stuff.

I hope you liked the most racist Asian class of all time.

 

Bostonian:
Overrides chat filter
Swears every other word
Has a hilarious accent

Items:
Stick- sharpness 2
Bone meal named "summon mob"
Summons an angry mob of people to burn EVERYTHING.
Native American disguise:
Useful for dumping millions of dollars in tea into the harbor.

 

Chinese mainlanders:

Armor: leather cap renamed Mask

Ghast tear renamed Spit. When right clicked at water, the water turns into lava.

Paper renamed Litter. When right clicked on the floor, it sets a trap and anyone who steps on it has slowness I

Book. Gives enchantments to all your items.

Glass pane renamed asien eyes. It gives blindness on whoever you right click.

I feel bad writing this because it's offending my mom >_>

 

I've had questions about the small eyes bit, many people ask us asians whether us having small eyes lessens our vision.
The answer is no, the view is perfectly normal to us asians.

 

I reckon the next class should not be racist, so we model it off Mario.

Mario:
Armour: Red dyed full leather.
Weapons: Stick renamed "baton" (used to discipline the blacks)
Steak renamed "Obamacare" (used to feed the-largely African- hungry people)
Special ability: Can go outside the border (Mexican) until the mods (police)catch him.

In conclusion, don't be racist, be like mario. He was born in America, made by the Japanese, speaks English, jumps like a black man, and collects coins like a Jew.

 

Umm I'm asian with small eyes and I have horrible vision.

 

Is it actually

Is it specifically due to the size of your eyes?
It could be a different sight diagnosis.

 

Nah it's because I'm born far sighted, but the stuff I added were more of a 'stereotype' thing. Most of my friends have big eyes anyways ^^

 

The Ukrainian:

Slot 1: Iron sword
Slot 2: The putin slayer (A poisonous potato) (when activated, kills every player in a 5 block radius) (and the player gets full health again)

 

The KKK

-all white leather armour
-wooden sword renamed 'cross'
-flint and steel
-fireball renamed 'racist slur'

The KKK has a few very simple abilities:
-they deal 8 extra damage against anyone with some black on their skin
-any other KKK members within 5 blocks gain +1 armour rating, up to a maximum of a full bar
-the 'racist slur' can be thrown in the trajectory of a fireball, and will burn anyone it hits for 5 seconds
-the flint and steel will never run out, and any set fires will spread on wood and last for 30 seconds.

Also they're the KKK, so only people with IP's from the southern USA can play them.

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The Poor African

No armour, no steak, but a diamond sword, and the 'ebola' ability, which deals 1 heart of true damage per second, for 5 seconds, to anyone on the enemy team who remains within 3 blocks from the player for 5 seconds.
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The Canadian.

Just some bloke with a wooden stick renamed 'hockey stick' and 25 potions of regeneration X (30 seconds) renamed 'Real Canadian Beer'

The hockey stick can only be used when the Canadian has been damaged first.

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Oh god, this one's sending me to hell and I know it.

The Jew.

-alternating black and white armour
-1 gold nugget
-1 shovel
-every other box in their inventory is full of 64 gunpowder

Abilities: 'make like Anne Frank'
-the Jew can spend their one gold nugget to become invisible for 45 seconds.

 

The Jew:
Slot 1: Wooden sword
Slot 2: Money give-backer
Slot 3: A clock which shows how happy the jew is with the money he got back. (he will start to regen after he has 3000 dollars)