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[Guide] How to play Heavy.

Discussion in 'Guides' started by TheZombieKat, Sep 25, 2015.

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  1. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    Alright, so you wanna play as Heavy. It's fairly simple, and by fairly I mean extremely.

    Let's go over the equipment Heavy has.
    • Full diamond armor
    • A blue sword
    • And some food if you get hungry
    How to play as Heavy
    Log on to CTF. You automatically get assigned Heavy. Now just run around and hit people. Done.


    (This is just sarcasm. I don't really have the patience to type out a "How to Play" on a class)
     
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  2. Chopo

    Chopo Well-Known Member

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    This was sarcasm? I didn't notice until you pointed it out.
     
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  3. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    tl;dr
    1. Get instakilled by a pyro
    2. Scream "WTF"
     
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  4. Lord_Byzantine

    Lord_Byzantine playin minecraft cheeki breeki style

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    Most legit guide on how to play heavy +420
     
  5. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    @Sir_Inge Yup.
    @Chopo101 Actually, this could be a legitimate guide, since that's how you play Heavy.
    @_Byzantine Thanks. :grinning: I worked for 45 seconds on this guide.
     
  6. Intincrui

    Intincrui Well-Known Member

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    Get Rekt by a mage, then rage quit.
     
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  7. Mob_92

    Mob_92 Active Member

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    Instructions not clear, finger stuck in the toaster
     
  8. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    1- Log on to CTF.
    2- Walk out of spawn.
    3- Get killed by either a Heavy, Soldier, Archer, Medic, Ninja, Assassin, Necro, Engi, Mage, Elf, Dwarf, Pyro or Fashionista.
    4- Type "THIS IS BS. F THIS GAME!!!" in chat and rage quit like a nub.
    That's how to do it the noob way. The following is how to play it like a pro:
    1- Log on to CTF
    2- Stay in spawn for the whole game and chat to people in chat and skype.
    3- Let the game end without doing anything.
    4- Profit $$$

    Wait where did you get a toaster from? I thought the most advanced mechanism in CTF was the aimbot turret!
     
  9. ExtremeEvoboost

    ExtremeEvoboost CTF Media Man

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    You forgot about capping as heavy.
    1: Walk to enemy flag
    2: Get set on fire
    3: Die
     
  10. AdamLovesBarca

    AdamLovesBarca CTF player | Original MCPVPer

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    i can sense a great sense of meme in this thread. @hallopiu how do you rate this meme?
     
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    redslime Lead Developer

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    69/420 needs more redslimes
     
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  12. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    I'll take that into consideration for this guide. Thanks for the input!
     
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