Idea Fashionista, Making the Fabulous Class Meta [Idea]

Ah Fashionista. The troll class, the class that either serves no purpose or ends up crashing the server. Many people hate it, thinking it's just an April Fools prank that went too far, but I enjoy the class way too much. But even though I'm having a great time making my own Diamond Armor and chugging the fps of everyone around me to a solid 5
Typical Fashionista Game

not everyone enjoys this, and as such I believe that Fashionista should not be removed from the game, but instead be tinkered so that it becomes a viable class that while still being somewhat trolly isn't capable of doing the same amount of damage to the server as a 10-year old ddoser.

The perks of being a Fashionista is being
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Fabulous, and I want to make sure that the class remains that way (note that I also want to make Fashionista a magic-y type of class with some spy like elements in it, as if a Fashionista enjoyed dressing up differently and the different arts such as drama, theatre, etc).

Availability: Available every day of the week, Premium

Armor: Same armor as the current Fashionista, meaning a full set of bland Leather Armor

Hotbar:
1 - Shears, renamed to Fashion's Falchions. These Shears are Unbreakable and deal the same amount of damage as a Stone Sword. If you kill someone with the Fashion's Falchions your XP bar will fill up as the bloody orchestra of a player's death makes the Fashionista feel lustful, peaceful, powerful, and calm. For now we shall name the full XP bar the Fab-o-Meter (note that getting a kill while being in the Fab-o-Meter mode will not add an extra level, and you will lose the Fab-o-Meter mode after using a Fabulous Ability or upon dying). While being in the Fab-o-Meter state your armor while start to randomly switch dye colors so as to alert enemies that you have unlocked your true inner potential.

Attacking an Enemy with Fashion's Falchions While Being in Fab-o-Meter Mode [Fabulous Ability]: In the Fab-o-Meter mode if you attack an enemy player with your Fashion's Falchions he will turn into a Sheep (with altering colors) for six seconds or until he gets attacked by you/one of your team mates. While in Sheep Mode the enemy player can't use any of his abilities or damage anyone, and this ability counts as a Fabulous Ability, thus resetting your Fab-o-Meter to empty.

Right-Click on Enemy with Fashion's Falchions: When you right-click with your Shears on an enemy player your name becomes red if you were blue or blue if you were red, but this is only visual and won't affect the gameplay, meaning that you can't attack team-mates, see the enemy chat, heal in the enemy spawn, etc. In this "hidden" mode your name will return to it's normal team color if you get damaged, steal an enemy's flag, or die. This ability has a cooldown of twelve seconds after turning back to your original team's color.

Right-Click on Enemy with Fashion's Falchions While Being in Fab-o-Meter Mode [Fabulous Ability]: If you right-click on a enemy player while you have your Fab-o-Meter you not only get an opposite colored nametag but you also gain the enemy player's skin and nametag, until you die, get damaged, or steal an enemy's flag. Again you can't attack team-mates, see the enemy chat, etc, and this ability counts as a Fabulous Ability.

2 - Firework, renamed to Blooming Colors. This Firework acts a lot like the current "Random Firework" that the Fashionista already holds in that each Firework has a different fuse time, color, and shape. However whenever used these fireworks have a six second cooldown. When clicked upon a Firework will fly into the sky, and when the Firework blows up (the time it takes for the Firework to pop changes from each piece as every Firework is random) every ally in a four block radius of the Fashionista (not of the firework) gains Speed I and a trail of randomly colored particles following them for four seconds and every enemy in a two block radius of the Fashionista (not of the firework) gains Blindness I for two seconds.

Firework While Being in Fab-o-Meter Mode [Fabulous Ability]: When the Fab-o-Meter is full the Firework item gets replaced by an Emerald renamed to Graceful Green and instead of firing off a Firework an Emerald spewing green particles in a radius of two blocks gets dropped at the location of the Fashionista, and lasts for four seconds (note that the Emerald is considered a Fabulous Ability). In the radius the Fashionista cannot take or deal damage, but once he leaves the radius he can deal/take damage (note that the Fashionista can leave and re-enter the Emerald's radius, and the effects of the Emerald will get re-added to the Fashionista).

3 - Six Steaks. Ordinary Healing Steaks with no other ability.

8 - Nether Star to select classes

9 - Tracking Compass

Inventory:

But Bliiiiiiitz, the best part of Fashionista was when you dye your armor pieces etc etc. Well worry no more, as the new Fashionista should have all dyes (and maybe even all Mob Heads) in it's inventory so that you can mix and match dyes with your armor to your heart(s) content! When you dye an armor piece the armor piece will remain the same dye color even when you die or when you join another CTF game. If your heart(s) is not content with how you dyed your armor than you can simply click on the Water Bottle, renamed to Erase Dyes (note that the Water Bottle cannot be moved to your Hotbar) and all armor pieces will re-become un-dyed, just like magic!
Example of the Inventory/Hotbar of a Fashionista

TL;DR: Ermagerd Fireworks and Dyes and Fabulousness = Legit Class

Make Fashionista Viable "Again"!

Please give me suggestions. This was a loony idea from my part but it would actually make Fashionista viable, or so I hope.

@TheZombieKat : Here's my weird little idea to make Fashionista a "legit" class
@Admiral_Trump : I need your wise counsel

 

Gotta get that first comment!

 

Which is why it needs to be reworked.

 

Is it really too OP? If so, what's OP and how can I change it?

 

Sorry I'm not good at detecting sarcasm online
But what do you think of the actual rework?