The rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl

Here we have a rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl! This species is so rare, wild, magnificent, and exotic that those who live in the faroff land of Capturing the Blue and Red Banner Flag merely believe that this creature is a legend. Separating science fiction from science fact, we now make the two into one by bringing them together. This rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl is in fact a legend, based on every ounce of scientific statistics we have gathered on her very existence. Look at these statistics--

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--absolutely legendary! No other creature species in the universe will ever have such precise statistics recorded of its existence--although such claims are only provable until our sun explodes five billion years from this day, this very day, and that is assuming, with utter confidence, that the majestic human race will have survived into that day of great future.

Oh, look! The rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl has moved! *runs after the rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl*


Ladies and gents, we are witnessing a scientific phenomenon more rare than the rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl herself to the square-root-of-pi-times-the-feta-of-a-rectangle-multiplied-by-the-factorial-of-the-cube-of-the-angular-velocity-of-the-universe power! The rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl has frozen herself in time to avoid being detected by predators, as apparently evident in the visibly observable fact that her feet do not make physical contact with the ground below. While I can no longer see her with my eyes, this camera is picking up the electromagnetic waves she emits from her location while burning off the thermonuclear energy of quarks lodged deep within space-time, and thus translates into the image you see before you. Not even our rubbish, mortal, flimsy cameras can perfectly perceive such brilliance, however; there are errors in the process. For example, the Brawl Notice that the camera sees is not actually about a broken bay acquiring a Meal for Various People which will last until and beyond the point where the sun explodes and the human race's survival is unquestionable--it is actually a news alert that @Admiral_Memeson has discovered for the first time that Batman's secret identity is in fact not Bruce Wayne. In any case, this absolutely incredibly majestically scarce moment in which we have captured--oh, goodness, the rare, wild, magnificent, exotic @Birdgirl is now running away.


What a pity. Scientifically progressive advancements of such spectacular significance will never have the opportune chance to be discovered ever again.

Follow me in the next time after this time in this sequential series of episodes of Expedition Pookey: The Universe of Many Things and Objects, as I explore into the depths and facts of the details of just how @Admiral_Memeson made his incredible, shocking, intelligent new discovery on the reality of the true personifying identity of the dark knight whose name's title is Batman.