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Deps Explains - The BS Factor

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Hello and welcome back to Deps Explains! Today I will be explaining the wonderful thing known as the BS factor! So sit down, grab some popcorn and the latest Playboy magazine (for in case you get bored), relax and enjoy!

    Chapter 1 - What the hell is the BS factor
    The BS factor, or Bull**** factor, or British Squad factor, or British **** factor, or the Bull Squad factor, is basically Donald Trump+Steroids x4+Hitler to the square root of Stalin x Kim Jong Un elevated to Saddam Hussein potency, meaning it is basically the eviler brother of Osama Bin Laden's devil kid from Zimbabwe in comparison to Hell (Hell is a vacation on Hawaii compared to that). The BS Factor was created in 2015 by the species known as CTFus Boughtus.

    Chapter 2 - Where the hell can I find the BS Factor
    Everywhere in the money-making regions of Brawl.

    Chapter 3 - Is there any way to prevent the BS factor
    Nope, but healthy recommendations by our scientists here at the Institute of Healthcare and Safety of The Amusement Parks of Djibouti are: "Flee to Canada", "Build a Wall and make the Brawlers pay it all", "Emmigrate to the mighty nation of Djibouti for free access to all the World's Greatest Amusement Parks and help spread the glory of Djibouti and the religion/ideology of Amusement Parks to the entire globe" or "Die".

    Chapter 4 - Will the BS factor ever disappear
    No, you can only escape it, or die in it.

    Chapter 5 - How amazing is Djibouti
    ****ing Amazingness.

    Chapter 6 - How can I find out how Djibouti came to be such an incredible and amazing nation that all want to live in
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsAz-WtJSJwccDNj3UtUfyNNAgkZa8bpJ Here! Please note that this edition of Deps Explains is in no means either sponsored or supported by the Government of Djibouti.

    Chapter 7 - I want to help the cause of lowering the BS Factor. How can I help
    You can help by donating to you're local businesses, as well as supporting the #BringBackWool movement, the CTF Independence Party, the #GetRidOfLag Movement, the #DownWithTheBSFactor movement or the Organization of United CTFers For The Great Causes Of CTF's Improvement, or OUCFTGCOCI, or OUCGCCI, or Chocolate Thundah!

    Chapter 8 - What are the positive impacts of the BS Factor
    If you have the BS factor by your side, you're guaranteed to succeed at anything that's cheap, bull****ty or annoying.

    Chapter 9 - What are the negative impacts of the BS Factor
    Too long, Not gonna read

    Chapter 10 - Are there any alternatives to CTF that do not have the BS Factor
    Yes, here's a full list of them:
    WoolCTF Inc.
    Capaflagan Games
    CTF of Djibouti
    CTF Department of Porkeria
    CTF Department of Depsoria
    CTF Department of Skeleta
    CTF Department of The North
    CTF Department of UZPK
    CTF Department of the East Bay
    CTF Department of the Whale
    CTF Department of Humavara
    CTF Department of Vinuvaland
    CTF Department of Central Lands
    The TF2 CTF Organization
    The War CTF Organization
    CTF of America
    CTF of Japan
    Oceanic Games

    That's it for this edition of Deps Explains! Stay tuned for next time, when I explain why CTFers are so darn good at getting girlfriends.
     
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    #1 Deppuccino, Mar 6, 2016
  2. Mob_92

    Mob_92 Active Member

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    what
     
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    #2 Mob_92, Mar 6, 2016
  3. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    I'm so confused... Hahaha!
     
    #3 featherpaw, Mar 6, 2016
  4. Sayan

    Sayan Well-Known Member

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    I agree.
     
    #4 Sayan, Mar 6, 2016
  5. GetShadowRealmed

    GetShadowRealmed What do I put here

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    I read the first 2 and you lost me. I'm so confused xD
     
    #5 GetShadowRealmed, Mar 6, 2016
  6. JoseMigueCarrera

    JoseMigueCarrera Active Member

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    Omg amazing! Am i the only one who understood?
     
    #6 JoseMigueCarrera, Mar 6, 2016
  7. VeryBadTime

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    Yes.
     
    #7 VeryBadTime, Mar 6, 2016
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    Xelasi Well-Known Member

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    Lmao
     
    #8 Xelasi, Mar 6, 2016
  9. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    I am the proud nominee of the CTF Wool Party for the Anti-BSFactor Presidency.
    Myself and my Vice President @KirbysDreamLand vow to re-add wool to CTF through ranting and mods.
     
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    #9 Sir_Inge, Mar 6, 2016
  10. KirbysDreamLand

    KirbysDreamLand Well-Known Member

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    Right you are.
     
    #10 KirbysDreamLand, Mar 6, 2016
  11. GreenNature

    GreenNature Nature is Creative

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    Bs is also "both sides" in math.
    cuz x+1 =1 --> x+1-1 =1-1
     
    #11 GreenNature, Mar 6, 2016
  12. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    xD nice meme deps
     
    #12 ACE_BLUE2, Mar 6, 2016
  13. Magnificent

    Magnificent Dallas Fuel

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    Beautiful.
     
    #13 Magnificent, Mar 6, 2016
  14. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    • Winner Winner x 1
    #14 Deppuccino, Mar 7, 2016
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    7vrth4
     
    #15 Pizze, Mar 7, 2016
  16. xGhale

    xGhale HG‘s Doom guy

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    Somebody is pissed off at someone else. Let's take an educated guess...actually, I'd get banned for insurgency by the ruthless @Lord_Roke and his team of assistant dictators. See ya all in Canada...*doorbell rings* CRAP SECRET POLICE IS HERE EVERYBODY RUUUUN
     
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    #16 xGhale, Mar 7, 2016
  17. pookeythekid

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    Deps Explains request: Inside the Mind of the Randie Medic
     
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    #17 pookeythekid, Mar 7, 2016
  18. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    I can't wait for the next edition! I used the tips that @Admiral_Trump talked about in his post, and it worked! All the online dating sites are mad at these tips! Hear them before they're banned!
     
    #18 TheZombieKat, Mar 7, 2016
  19. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    Deps, we've been over this.
     
    #19 EmperorTrump45, Mar 7, 2016
  20. TomD53

    TomD53 Well-Known Member

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    "No, you're on my team you dumb ****. Why are you trying to hit me? Yes, team." *opens chat* we r on the same team you dumbass *presses enter*
    *everyone else facepalms*
    *flagholder dies of flagpoison*
     
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    #20 TomD53, Mar 7, 2016
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