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  1. wintergreen3

    wintergreen3 Delta Force Leader | Staff Manager | CTF Admin

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    Not sure really lol. Dusk found that screenshot one day and sent it to us.
     
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    #81 wintergreen3, Nov 29, 2016
  2. Prank

    Prank The Prankster

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    gotta boost the thread ^_^_^
     
    #82 Prank, Dec 7, 2016
  3. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Not really a joke, but here's something my mum made for the company she works for's advertising.

    The year the presents never came...

    Twas the night before Christmas and out in the yard
    Santa's poor reindeer were vomiting hard.

    So Santa, well straight on the phone he did get
    To call up his rescuer, Norman the vet.

    But oh, that phone rang and it rang and it rang
    Because Norman was out at a do with the gang.

    His phone was vibrating, unnoticed, unwanted
    under the huge pile of the coats on the bed

    Poor Dancer, Poor Dasher, Poor Comet and Vixen.
    Poor Santa, who stepped in what came out of Blitzen.

    It looked bad for the presents piled high in the sleigh
    How could delivery happen that day?

    If only the vet clinic had thought of outsourcing
    and making a rota for vets out cavorting

    Then Santa's call would have routed to an intelligent agent
    trained to assess and decide where to send it.

    'Cause Norman was out eating turkey and sprouts
    But Eliza was home watching TV on the couch.

    If Santa had not got the line 'You just missed us!'
    Eliza could and would have saved Christmas!
     
    #83 Deppuccino, Dec 7, 2016
  4. Cardonation

    Cardonation CTF JMOD | CMS Leader

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    I have more!

    What do you call an alliance against Soldier? A coalition...

    Pyro's main job is to use flint to prevent someone from steeling the flag...

    Imagene a world without mages (I know, I didn't spell imagine right but it's for a reason :wink:)...

    Dwarf is a crouch potato...

    When a ninja steals a flag, you may just have a ghost of a chance at recovering...

    Well, there's my bad jokes :grinning:
     
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    #84 Cardonation, Dec 7, 2016
  5. BuIIy

    BuIIy Active Member

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    Why did Tigger look in the toilet?


    Because he was looking for Pooh
     
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    #85 BuIIy, Dec 7, 2016
  6. Claod

    Claod Well-Known Member

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    Some children call him Santa Caus because theres Noel.
     
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    #86 Claod, Dec 11, 2016
  7. Prank

    Prank The Prankster

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    @November wins best joke of the year, himself!!!!!!
     
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    #87 Prank, Dec 12, 2016
  8. Champloo

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    Savage
     
    #88 Champloo, Dec 12, 2016
  9. Cardonation

    Cardonation CTF JMOD | CMS Leader

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    Revving this thread!

    If I decorated my keys for Christmas, would that make them Christmiskeys? (Ik I used this one already)
     
    #89 Cardonation, Dec 21, 2016
  10. Champloo

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    I don't get it.
     
    #90 Champloo, Dec 21, 2016
  11. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    A version I made up yesterday whilst CTFing with Art and Derpy of a version of old McDonald had afarm I made up a few weeks ago:
    Old McArtemis had a farm
    Ee-ai-ee-ai-oh!
    And on that farm she had a Godzilla
    Ee-ai-ee-ai-oh!
    And the Godzilla destroyed the farm
    Because who the hell puts a Godzilla on a farm
    Old McArtemis had a farm
    Keyword is "had"!
     
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    #91 Deppuccino, Dec 21, 2016
  12. DarkTitan_

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    Okay, I can't take full credit for this one, because i snitched it from @SoCool21. It's brilliant

    I love the rotation of the earth

    It really makes my day.
    :sunglasses:
     
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    #92 DarkTitan_, Dec 21, 2016
  13. Cardonation

    Cardonation CTF JMOD | CMS Leader

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    Miskey's current IGN
     
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    #93 Cardonation, Dec 21, 2016
  14. iWatchPaintDry

    iWatchPaintDry Well-Known Member

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    I thought of a good joke:
    ....... brawl
     
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    #94 iWatchPaintDry, Dec 21, 2016
  15. _Enderfire1602

    _Enderfire1602 Well-Known Member

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    cringey and overused joke


    like brawl
     
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    #95 _Enderfire1602, Dec 22, 2016
  16. LeDoener

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    [​IMG]
     
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    #96 LeDoener, Dec 22, 2016
  17. CrossBoone

    CrossBoone enjoy life

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    When you're over devoted to making a joke :3

    Why did the Skelton cross the road, because he wanted to get to the body shop

    What is red black and white all over? A zebra in a blender (no it's not a newspaper).

    Pickup lines
     
    #97 CrossBoone, Dec 22, 2016
  18. deppresso

    deppresso Well-Known Member

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    not really a joke but on wild west me and 19kss were predicting what hackers were going to get banned next.. and..
    1.PNG
     
    #98 deppresso, Dec 22, 2016
  19. Knaber

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    Getting muted for sarcasticly saying "Bleach is good for your head"!
     
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    #99 Knaber, Dec 22, 2016
  20. Cardonation

    Cardonation CTF JMOD | CMS Leader

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    You're just mad because I Hawaii 5-0'ed you on Blackout :wink:
     
    #100 Cardonation, Dec 22, 2016
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