Outro socool wrote "uwu" on my profile

@SoCool21 don't you just rate this post with your petty little "Mod Honor" rating and walk away. Look what you did to my baby boi. I expect a professional, lengthy apology. A regular wall of text. In fact, I want to read an absolute paragon of self-flagellation, and not only as a reply to this thread, but as its own standalone thread since this is a crime against all of Brawl, not just my boi. This is sexual harassment, and should never be tolerated from someone in a position of power. #Demote #NotSoCool #TheForumsAreSoDeadWeHaveToInventOurOwnDrama

 

Former Mod: @Exaggeration wrote: Sensei ChestTracers on my profile, you cannot even understand the disgusting feeling I have every day when I wake up and think about it.

 

Well, at least now you've got it off your chest.

Also, I just realized how screwed I am if Roke ever comments on this thread half of m̵y̵ ̵a̵d̵v̵a̵n̵c̵e̵s̵ the kind things I've said about him over the years.

 

Yeah, I thought it did somewhere, but I couldn't find it. Now it has double strikethroughs though. Can the forums do that? I think not.

 

I have been summoned. May I present: Random's awkward (and hopeless) love for me:

(Collection is not exhaustive)

Good that I no longer moderate the forums because this is incredibly off topic. Just need to find out how the report system works from this side.

 

Ahem, all I see are a bunch of quotes that could have easily been doctored rather than any actual evidence that I or anyone else ever engaged in what looks to me like a little harmless teasing. Nevertheless, if someone was to have engaged in such teasing over the years, and if some of their teasing was ever compiled on a forums thread, said "teaser"—I have no one particular in mind of course—might consider it sweet, perhaps even adorable, that the "teasee" had either kept a collection of their teases or took the effort to locate some of them to post, and would be curious if, in fact, the former or the latter was the case. <3

 

If we assume that some weird person - purely hypothetical of course - had actually made all of these statements expressing their hopeless love, it would be prudent to believe that in this unimaginable event the so-named "teasee" would have made use of a the forums search to collect this set of awkward statements. But since it is unimaginable for someone to make such statements this situation is of course - dare I repeat myself - purely hypothetical.

 

I swear, I write my most dedicated well-thought-out posts and receive no staff attention while these s**tposts grind those cool medals...

 

Gravedig, but, in this case, it's acceptable because these so-called "s**tposts" are in fact art worthy of all the sparklies that bedeck the masterpieces of their artists. Either that or the staff team knows that @rmure is actually an egirl or something. Also, hi again @Lord_Roke. Howsit feel to not be able to lock this thread 'cause u aren't staff anymore? Can't lock this thread just liek u can't lock a certain hypothetical someone out of ur heart, amirite? Except maybe u can lock this thread because I'm pretty sure you still secretly have perms... but u still will never be able to lock a certain hypothetical someone out of ur heart! :v

 

It was a compliment!